I started this blog a while ago, and while it's been very fruitful (thanks, fanz, for reading it) I've decided that the title doesn't do it justice. "Turds on Parade", while definitely capturing my state of mind at the time, I've come to realize is scatalogical and immature. I'm not sure I wants something like that associated with my good (?) name. Hence, the title of this blog will now be "Anal Bifida".

hello everybody My name is Sam and this is my new blog and its called Turds on Parade.