Jason "Andre Agassi" Da kine M_hu Ali'i,
Eh no fo' realz Jason is on da kine bruddah! He is cool, calm and collective. He is one fricken giant murph, wit titties bigger den bruddah Pua's head!!! His car is really SUSPECT, but I know he like get on Tundra jus like Timmy's cuz his truck is DA BEST! He likes to grind at Aloha Island Grille and spock out all da Wahine's and sometimes da Kane... Nah just joking. Over all he is one good down to earth bruddah! kden Mahu ali'i,
a hui hou,
timmy

Jason, youre cool as shit.. i got mad respect for you, biotch... even though i can drink you under the table, oatmeal man. i been thinkin about usin you for a track i may be working on? i want some freestyle electric guitar, really ambient... i want to work one in there somewhere.... ill let ya know... o yeah, back to idolizing the Jasmon... the Jasonic... youre one of the most genuine, giving, and honest people i know.. and you always give with no thought of reward...definately traits that are hard to come by often... i am extrememly glad to be your friend/housemate... now if you will excuse me, i need to go put some cracks in your wall... BOOOOOOTTTZZEEEEEEE BOOOOOOTTTZZEEEEEE!!!!
DiNk!

Jason is beefy. So much so that I he ended up giving me all his good shirts because he muscled out of them...what a guy. He`s way mellow, trustworthy, and definitely a good friend to have your back.
Care and Feeding: For a good time, administer several shots of Bacardi and place in mosh pit.