joined on 08/03/03
last updated 09/02/08
April 26, 2005
PRICELESS......
August 23, 2004
Dorian, Dorian, Dorian...
I'm 30 now, is *that* older enough yet? tee hee hee
Dorian in fabulous, Dorian is hilarious, Dorian is super fucking fun, he's... he's... he's... well, he's just so damned Dorian it makes me want to be him.
Whenever I see him I am overcome with urges to tickle, kiss, hug, punch, lick, and squeeze him. Man, I can't wait to see him again.
April 7, 2004
Da rootiness tootiness dog ern samidy damn hes a bad aSS mothas cowboy. hell shoot ya toes right off....Or lasso yo eggroll from 4 state boundaries. Thats the type of shit hes talkin bout....Dont make him pull out his shhhhhhhhhhhhhh
its around the corner or over in desperation kinda guy
January 21, 2004
hmmmmmm.........i like um'.....he's pretty....and um'....missing...
oh yea......i forget......he's invisible....my bad.........
January 2, 2004
Ah, Dorian. I suspect there's nothing new to be said of him, but here goes-
Dorian makes me believe in love at first sight, and of karma and recognizing those we've been with before and will be with again. He's an inspiration to me on every level- here on earth he's a mortal with a strong mind/body and a solid connection to the universe, a sense of humor like few others and a loving heart. His spirit knows no bounds, yet he lassos it into his human form on a regular basis, sharing the message with those who are open to 'getting it'.
I don't worry about 'staying in touch' with Dorian, as I know I've known him forever and will continue to. I am glad we've hooked up on this go-round and get to play hard together when our physical paths cross.
Dorian embodies the adage- if you love someone, set them free. And I do, so I do.
What?
(blog entry)
Expecting something clever? How about... fuck you. It's simple, it's understated, and most of all it's accessible to every one!
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Expecting something clever? How about... fuck you. It's simple, it's understated, and most of all it's accessible to every one!
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about me
I am a dynamic person, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I
have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks,
making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate
ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I
manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in
a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing.
I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I
cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in
stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly
defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of
ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the
Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored,
I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang
gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances
free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening
wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I
have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes.
Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force
demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned
me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly
accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David
Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining
room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in
the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the
CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While
on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of
terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not
apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On
weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years
ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I
have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a
toaster oven. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in
San Juan, Puerto Rico, cliff diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and
spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed
open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
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