I am following you around the web, little spider.
You make vibrations just as much as the the other interesting little tidbits strung out and buzzing.
I follow you as you pluck and plunder the choice cuts, feeding your machinery so you can spin more web of your own.
More traps to catch us in.
I am following you, little spider. I want to thank you for your brilliant spinning.

Alfie Dennen is a true renaissance man.
Growing up in the wilderness of Africa, he quickly discovered the importance of GPS positioning when stoned to death in the middle of the savannah. From that, it was a rollercoaster ride in the fantastic world of modern world technology: learned to turn the TV on at 10, to turn it off at 12, to call the pizza delivery watussi guy at 15 and to play with the Atari consolle with his feet at 18, feat that made him the first english speaking man to receive a "Smartest Chimp of the year" in 1994.
He now lives in London, where he founded Palmpixel Ltd., the most important dogging site this side of the Irish sea, and a place to find lots of funny palm enabled stuff. His passion for emerging technologies has led to the creation of TABS (Technologically Augmented Beautiful Smile), an artificial being whose sole purpose in life is to sustain Alfie's photoblogging rages.