WHEN YOU SEE PINK !!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M PROBABLY MANIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#2......Mid-Life Crisis **Barbie**



1.) Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2.) Hot Flash Barbie. Press Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand- held fan and tiny tissues.
3.) Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4.) Cook's Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muu-muus are back!
Cellulite cream and loofah sponge optional.
5.) Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with this pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. Colors: pink, rose, blush.
6.) No More Wrinkles Barbie. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbie's own line of exclusive age- blasting cosmetics.
7.) Soccer Mom Barbie. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbie dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken Jr. With minivan in robin's egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8.) Midlife Crisis Barbie. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbie needs a change, and Bruce (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B.; Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9.) Single Mother Barbie. There's not much time for primping anymore! Ken's shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and Barbie's across town with Babs and Ken Jr. in a fourth-floor walk-up Barbie's selling off her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money. Complete garage sale kit included.
10.) Recovery Barbie. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does 12 steps instead of dance steps! Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little copy of The Big Book, a six-pack of Diet Coke, and a pack of Marlboro Lights.

There are Nails everywhere you look!
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THOUGHTS FROM WITHIN






by Woody Harrelson


I sometimes feel like an alien creature
for which there is no earthly explanation

Sure I have human form walking erect and opposing digits,
but my mind is upside down.

I feel like a run-on sentence in a punctuation crazy world.
and I see the world around me like a mad collective dream.

An endless stream of people move like ants from the freeway
cell phones, pc's, and digital displays

"In Money We Trust," we'll find happiness the prevailing attitude;
like a genetically modified irradiated Big Mac i
s somehow symbolic of food.

Morality is legislated
prisons over-populated religion is incorporated
the profit-motive has permeated all activity
we pay our government to let us park on the street

And war is the biggest money-maker of all
we all know missile envy only comes from being small.

Politicians and prostitutes are comfortable together
I wonder if they talk about the strange change in the weather.

This government was founded by, of, and for the people
but everybody feels it like a giant open sore
they don't represent us anymore

And blaming the President for the country's woes
is like yelling at a puppet for the way it sings
Who's the man behind the curtain pulling the strings?

A billion people sitting watching their TV
in the room that they call living
but as for me I see living as loving
and since there is no loving room I sit on the grass under a tree
dreaming of the way things used to be

Pre-Industrial Revolution
which of course is before the rivers and oceans,
and skies were polluted before Parkinson's, and mad cows
and all the convoluted cacophony of bad ideas

Like skyscrapers, and tree paper, and earth rapers
like Monsanto and Dupont had their way
as they continue to today.

This was Pre-us back when the buffalo roamed
and the Indian's home was the forest,
and God was nature and heaven was here and now

Can you imagine clean water, food, and air
living in community with animals and people who care?

Do you dare to feel responsible for every dollar you lay down
are you going to make the rich man richer
or are you going to stand your ground

You say you want a revolution a communal evolution
to be a part of the solution maybe I'll be seeing you around.