Hillary is simply the best.

A quality human being. No kidding. If she were a man I would marry her and have her babies. I mean Hill's got everything. She's cute, she's sweet, she's funny, she's intelligent, she can cook, and she made that damn pony of the apocalypse - you can't beat that!

I am very happy that I have gotten to know her and we have become friends.

Hillary is yummy. I am fired up to be breaking her testimonial cherry! Hillary is warm and sweet, sensitive and oh so cute!

But watch out for that pony of hers - it has taken me to the beyond, makes me want to do a stupid dork dance in in the face of Shiva while giggling - but of course not spilling my cocktail.