Male

.... 20 years ago, I was on a supersonic jet airliner bound for
Rome to meet with the pope. I was gettin hungry midway part
Nevada somewhere apporaching Salt Lake. So i went to the refrig-
erator or at least what I thought was the refrigerator to get
myself a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I opend the door and
boooom... lust as the plane wwas crossing the sound barrier, I
fell out. and landed in the Green River at Steamboat Rock. Of
course, I've never been the same since and you'll find me return-
ing to that river at just about this time every year.