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I was born in 1872, the illigitamate descendent of Gay Bannana, fashion icon, hero of the people, and crudely copied years later by the partriarchal ponce Che Guevuara. After growing up in a coal scuttle in a remote part of wigan, i converted to humanist animism at age something or other and married a local deity named chaophillinus who had hitherto only half a follower, bless her. We went on to form "The Grand Institute of Modern Delapidation," and had several hits in the 1980s such as the eponymous anthem "I squeeled like a pig in your dreams while you choked on my pink cigar" (covered recently by well known political party U2) and launched a new day of the week, entitled "Panday." It is interchangable with any day of the week, and can be called upon at any moment required. These days my work mainly concerns pandemonium circus, depraved performance poetry, and making sure the lights are turned off at bedtime.