Why did the Pervert cross the road?
He had his dick up a chickens butt.........

What's the hardest part about eating vegetables?
The wheel chair.....

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, at your door step?
Matt...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging from your wall?
Art.........

How many Feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw in, two to talk about how the bulb took advantage of the socket,
and one who will secretly wish she was the socket................

What do you call a one legged woman?
Ileane....

What do you call a one legged Asian woman?
Irena.........

Your mama is so fat,
That before The Good Lord could say "Let There Be Light", he had to tell her to move her big fat ass out of the way............

How do you get a Polish girl pregnant?
Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest..............

How do you know, when a Blond is also a Pollock?
She fakes organism when she masturbates.............

Why'd the Punk Rocker cross the Road?
He had a chicken stapled to his face.............

How do you know when the Chinese move into your neighborhood's?
The Mexicans get car insurgence..........

What happens to a Pollock when his picks his nose?
His head caves in................

What's the worst part about having sex with an eight year old?
Wiping the blood off the Clown Suit.............

How do you make a Jewish woman scream twice?
First you fuck her in the ass and then you wipe your dick off on her drapes..............

What does a white trash girl say after she loses her virginity?
Get off me Paa, your crushn my smokes....................

What does a white trash family do on Halloween?
Pump kin.....................

You know your a Redneck Jedi if,
You have an X-Wing up on blocks in your front yard............

You know your a Redneck Jedi if,
If your father has ever said: Shoot Boy, yall come on over to the Dark Side it's a hoot!.................

You know your a Redneck Jedi if,
You've ever fallen in love with your sister..................

You know your a Redneck Jedi if,
You have ever used the Force in connection with: Bowling, Fishing, getting out of traffic stop or picking up a on girls.........

How do you know when you've been robbed by the Chinese?
Your home work is done and the cats missing.................

How do you know when you've been robbed by the Mexicans?
The garbage can is empty and the dog is pregnant..............

How toy know when you've been robbed by a Pollock?
The dog is empty and the garbage can is pregnant.............

How many Lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three, one to screw it in and two to make a documentary about it.....

Your Mama is so fat,
There's a smaller fat women in orbit around her...............

Your Mama is so fat,
She has her own Zip Code..................

Who won the foot race between the two Lesbians and the two Fags?
The two Lesbian...........Why?, the Lesbians went lickety split and the Fags sat around packing their shit..............

Your Mama is so fat,
Three men could fuck her at the same time and never meet.....................

How do you fuck a fat women?
Roll her in flour and poke the wet spots...................

How do they separate the Men from the Boys at Never Land Ranch?
A crow bar................

Who was the first loneliest Man on Earth?
The first Fag..............

Who is the second loneliest Man on Earth?
The last straight Man....................

What has four legs and one arm?
Pitbull...........

Whats the difference between a Man and a Dog?
When a Dog gets drunk at a party he wont hump your leg...........

Why do Women fake orgasms?
Because they think Men care.....................

Whats the Blond mating call?
I'm so drunk..........

Whats the Brunets mating call?
Are the Blonds gone?.................

Whats the Red Heads mating call?
Next............

What do you call three Blonds sitting in a row?
Wind Tunnel..............

How do you know when Women is waring nylons?
When she fats her ankles swell............

How does a Blond turn on the lights after having sex?
She opens the car door...........

If a Man is in the woods and no Women is around, is he still wrong?

If a Jewish man is in the woods and his Mother is not around, is he still guilty?

What has two arms and bleeds?
Half a baby..........