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Cody Pendent has become my friend. Baby steps. It all starts with baby steps. Here's another joke.
What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on white crackers...
Tue, November 22, 2005 - 1:03 AM
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WHAT THE FUCK?!! Will someone PLEASE stop with the Burger King commercials. That "King Guy" creeps me the fuck out. You open your blinds and he's there. You chop down a tree and he's there. You're just looking out your FUCKING WINDOW and he's there!! The worst thing about it is that not only is the fucker creepy, but he gives you a heart-attack sandwich to make sure he finishes the job...AHHHHH!!!!
Fri, October 21, 2005 - 6:05 PM
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Someone actually took the time to type this out, so I figured I'd share it.
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about...
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I know hate/hatred is a useless and wasted emotion, but...
I FUCKIN' HATE HIPPIES!!!
Mon, September 12, 2005 - 11:22 AM
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I know this has been said a million times already but...WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with No. Cal. drivers. 65mph in the fast lane...AHHHHHH!!!! I never understood freeway shootings in LA. They should be happening up here. Maybe then these fuckin' people would be a little more courteous and GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY WAY. It ain't that hard. If someone is driving faster than you are and you can get over, DO IT. Let the speeding jackass <---me, worry about getting a ticket. Just please, be nice a...
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Watch out...I'm taking over the world
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Cody Pendent has become my friend. Baby steps. It all starts with baby steps. Here's another joke.
What do Micheal Jackson and caviar have in common?
They both come on white crackers...
The BK Demon
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WHAT THE FUCK?!! Will someone PLEASE stop with the Burger King commercials. That "King Guy" creeps me the fuck out. You open your blinds and he's there. You chop down a tree and he's there. You're just looking out your FUCKING WINDOW and he's...
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God who...
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Someone actually took the time to type this out, so I figured I'd share it.
GEORGE CARLIN ON RELIGION
In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to...
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Just throwing it out there
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I know hate/hatred is a useless and wasted emotion, but...
I FUCKIN' HATE HIPPIES!!!
Broken Record
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I know this has been said a million times already but...WHAT THE FUCK is wrong with No. Cal. drivers. 65mph in the fast lane...AHHHHHH!!!! I never understood freeway shootings in LA. They should be happening up here. Maybe then these fuckin' p...
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