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tyler is a dork
tyler is superman
tyler is a god
tyler is in the driver's seat
tyler is dead
tyler is the ****
tyler is absolutely gorgeous
tyler is jack's imaginary cool
tyler is a fan
tyler is hope
tyler is a jerk
tyler is one cool cat
tyler is the best way to go for your tv or radio station
tyler is nailing his colours firmly to the fence
tyler is a fighter and a true gentleman
tyler is among the best in the city of portsmouth
tyler is always tricked
tyler is excellent service
tyler is more than just a pretty face
tyler is the real deal
tyler is cute
tyler is out of bounds
tyler is "selling rich women their own fat asses back to them"
tyler is a fantastic friend
tyler is now
tyler is
Busy busy!
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So, my first weekend off in more than 3 months, and what have I done? Scheduled the shit out of it.
Thursday night, my office is closing early for a company party. WDIG parties kick ass. Last year, they gave away a flat screen tv.
Friday m...
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Research!
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Ladies: What kinds of bad experiences have you had with inexperienced men? Someone too eager to please, without any real clue of what he's doing? Someone who thinks they're the physical embodiment of the kama sutra?
I'm looking for horror/humor...
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I'm such a huge dork.
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Last night I got my federal tax refund.
It's enough to pay for my trip to Walt Disney World, with al ittle left over. So what am I going to do with it?
Be a fucking geek.
Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition will be released on June 6th. I wi...
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Victory!
(blog entry)
Nothing is quite as sweet as having your weekely meeting rescheduled for your day off.
A call for help!
(blog entry)
I'm looking at you, my musical friends!
I'm looking to learn to play guitar. I don't have one.
I don't want to sped a bunch of money on one, and was hoping someone out there could find it in their hearts and closets to loan me one for a coup...
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So, my first weekend off in more than 3 months, and what have I done? Scheduled the shit out of it.
Thursday night, my office is closing early for a company party. WDIG parties kick ass. Last year, they gave away a flat screen tv.
Friday morning, WDIG is footing the bill to take all of us to go see the new Indiana Jones flick at Citywalk.
Saturday night, I'm taking Cate to see Prince Caspian at The El Capitan in Hollywood.
Sunday night, we're going to see Wicked.
Monday is Di...
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Ladies: What kinds of bad experiences have you had with inexperienced men? Someone too eager to please, without any real clue of what he's doing? Someone who thinks they're the physical embodiment of the kama sutra?
I'm looking for horror/humorous stories here.
Mon, May 12, 2008 - 4:35 PM
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Last night I got my federal tax refund.
It's enough to pay for my trip to Walt Disney World, with al ittle left over. So what am I going to do with it?
Be a fucking geek.
Dungeons and Dragons 4th edition will be released on June 6th. I will be there as soon as the store opens to get one. Even if I have to go into work late.
What does this mean for you?
Not much, other than the fact that you are friends with a huge dork.
Wed, May 7, 2008 - 11:46 AM
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Nothing is quite as sweet as having your weekely meeting rescheduled for your day off.
Tue, April 8, 2008 - 11:45 AM
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I'm looking at you, my musical friends!
I'm looking to learn to play guitar. I don't have one.
I don't want to sped a bunch of money on one, and was hoping someone out there could find it in their hearts and closets to loan me one for a couple of months, or at the very least, offer advice on a decent, cheap guitar.
Help me obi wan kenobis! You're my only hopes!
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 4:21 PM
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Arguments,
Belles of Bedlam,
CasaDeRenFaire,
Cheap Eats,
Dickens Fair Folk,
Faire Folk,
GSB Constables fan photo site,
Hey! It's the RPFS Tribe!!,
Mystery Meat,
NorCalRenFaireFolk,
Play Faire,
PlayStation2,
RenaissanceFaire.Net,
RenFaireFolk,
S.A.D.F.I.S.H.,
Sound And Fury,
Sportive Tricks,
The Poxy Boggards,
The Royal Order of the Stag,
Video Game Addicts,
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March 16, 2008
I have quit faire because I simply cannot cope with feeling Tyler's scrotum on the back of my neck ever again.
August 27, 2007
Tyler King is TOO kind. It is, in fact, HE that is the fucking MAN.
When we were in TJ, and I wanted to see a donkey show, and we couldn't find one, and I then bought the revolver from the old man for $20, so he could have booze money and then I was all "Now all we need is a whore and a donkey....We're getting our fucking donkey show!", Tyler King said, "Wait a minute, man. Don't you remember the Jebediah Springfield/Hans Sprungfeld episode of the Simpsons?"
I said, "Of course I do, you dummy. You mean episode 3F13, properly titled 'Lisa the Iconoclast'?" (I was pretty drunk on cheap beer at the time, and I feel really bad for how poorly I treated him. I'm a mean drunk, and he's a saint for putting up with me.)
"The very same. Don't you remember Bart's quote? 'I hope they show the time where they traded guns to the Indians for corn, and then the Indians shot them and took the corn'? Totally applies here, man."
"I'm not shooting an old man, Tyler. And he has money, not corn." (I was pretty drunk.)
"No, Nick Lake." Tyler took the gun from me and pointed it at the old man. "Give him back his money, old man." The old man obliged. "Now, go find us a donkey and a whore, old man. And if you are only able to bring back one, make it a donkey." As the old man trotted away to obey Tyler King's order, Tyler looked at me and said, "NOW, we're getting out fucking donkey show!!"
That WAS a pretty fucked up vacation.
February 27, 2007
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February 15, 2007
I like Tyler because he smells like my favorite cheese.
May 4, 2006
Tyler makes me feel normal height, normal weight, and far more attractive.
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