Absolute Total NONSENSE

Desks are dangerous

BABYTIGER — Tue, 27 May 2008 21:44:08 GMT

So on Monday I finally decided to set up my sewing/craft/Tony's gun projects/cat free room and I dropped a desk on my foot. Didn't think much of it at the time, didn't really hurt (probably cuz of the couple drinks I had). Anyways so I wake up around 4:00 am and my foot is all swollen and I can hardly walk on it. Went to Kaiser got xrayed, they say it's not broken ......at this time, can't see any fractures, but I should watch it because there might be a hairline fracture the xray didn't pick up- whatever it hurts like a bitch and they only gave me super ibuprofin. Good thing I have a stash of vicadon.:) But my new crafty room looks wonderful and the dinning room is finally clean and empty and I love vicadon. Good-Bye

My new Guns

BABYTIGER — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:30:24 GMT

That's all.

So Tony and i have decided to adopt a Kid

BABYTIGER — Fri, 29 Feb 2008 03:10:49 GMT

We have always wanted a daughter, but I have some requirements.......Potty trained, well behaved, can talk, and entertain me, and cook you know stuff like that. I have found one, she's cute, funny and a good girl....sometimes. What do you think? Can you tell anything good or bad about her? her adoption fee is a little high, but she looks so huggable and cuddley. HE HE

It's my Flooffly Poof's Birfday today.

BABYTIGER — Fri, 25 Jan 2008 16:02:46 GMT

She likes tennis balls, stuffed animals that she can dissect and snacks, just in case you want to give her a present. We are having a party for her tonight with a doggy cake, party hats and all, yes we are wierd, whatever. That is all. Happy 2 year old birfday Ursula Poodle Minkey Boodle.

Ultimate in anti aircraft

BABYTIGER — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:15:54 GMT

PS-55M Laser Slingshot w/Laser, Red Dot Scope and Dual Axis Swivel http://www.combatrecon.com/product_info.php?products_id=819

Oh yes this would totally Obliterate Tony's Tiny Helicopters

BABYTIGER — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:59:51 GMT

http://www.trendtimes.com/rcta1sc212fe.html It shoots BBs Muuuwaahaha haaa

Appeals court won't reinstate S.F. handgun ban

BABYTIGER — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 21:04:07 GMT

Bob Egelko, Chronicle Staff Writer Wednesday, January 9, 2008 (01-09) 11:53 PST SAN FRANCISCO - A state appeals court refused today to revive a ban on handgun possession in San Francisco, saying the measure that city voters approved in November 2005 conflicts with state law. The First District Court of Appeal in San Francisco agreed with a June 2006 ruling by Superior Court Judge James Warren, who said local governments in California have no authority to prohibit handguns. Warren said a California law that authorizes police agencies to issue concealed-weapon permits implicitly forbids a city or county to ban handgun possession by law-abiding adults. The San Francisco measure, Proposition H, would have outlawed possession of handguns by all city residents except law enforcement officers and others who needed guns for professional purposes. It also would have forbidden the manufacture, sale and distribution of any type of firearms and ammunition in San Francisco. Prop. H was challenged by the National Rifle Association, which sued on behalf of gun owners, advocates and dealers the day after voters passed the measure, 58 percent to 42 percent. Enforcement has been suspended since the suit was filed. In today's 3-0 ruling, the appeals court cited its own 1982 decision overturning a San Francisco ordinance that prohibited handgun possession within city limits. Sponsors of Prop. H had hoped to comply with that ruling by drafting a narrower measure that applied only to San Francisco residents. But the court said the 1982 decision properly interpreted state law as "depriving local entities of any power to regulate handgun possession on private property." The court declined San Francisco's request to allow the city to enforce the ban on the manufacture or sale of rifles and shotguns, saying the city must first rewrite the ordinance to narrow its scope. Noting the existence of state gun laws, Presiding Justice Ignazio Ruvolo said, "When it comes to regulating firearms, local governments are well advised to tread lightly."

RATCHICKEN

BABYTIGER — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:44:49 GMT

http://www.magicbutter.com/rc_1.html So funny - I love it!! Rat Chicken RaAAAt Chicken OHHH rat chicken why do you wear that mask? ha ha ha

For Russell (Sensei the Sninja)

BABYTIGER — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 22:34:44 GMT

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/ninja_parade_slips_through_town

Werk smerk never ends

BABYTIGER — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 17:55:21 GMT

So i take a comp day off today to spend some quality time with Tooney, in case he has to go fight fires in SoCal tomorrow, and my work has called me like 5 times already and t's only not even 11:00 . I am not very smrt - stop answering your phone Beth!! Cell phone on silent. Now leave me alone!

The Cure live

BABYTIGER — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 00:27:00 GMT

is fucking AWESOME!!!

RAAWR I am a Tiger

BABYTIGER — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:59:38 GMT

Tiger Genera and species: Panthera tigris Collective Term: A bolt of tigers Description Tigers are handsome and powerful people with an innate self-confidence and elegance. There's a sense of immediacy and an aura of electricity that surrounds it, and when it walks into a room, something always seems about to happen. Consider the classic tiger personality of F. Lee Bailey. He expresses himself with the confidence of one who expects his orders to be unquestionably followed, and his autocratic style demands respect and commands fear. For once a tiger has found its groove, it focuses on its goal with a brightly burning intensity. Male tigers, when out of their element, are sometimes mistaken for beefcake. But when you see them in their offices wearing their power suits, you realize that you're dealing with incisive, authoritarian individuals. As a nocturnal hunter the tiger is equipped with a great deal of street sense. Able to read people's motivations and assess situations quickly, it is blunt and to the point, commanding attention with just a whisper or a raising of its eyebrow. It demands respect and commands fear. Unlike their cat relatives, tigers enjoy sports of all kinds, with a particular affinity for water sports. They are often seen in the company of river dolphins and sea lions on a casual and socially limited basis. With a need to dominate their partners, their passionate advances can often be too intense for those fainthearted partners, so they must choose their lovers wisely. Because of their propensity for solitude, they avoid long-lasting relationships and place little value on fidelity -- proving to be unsettled and promiscuous. Marry it? Yes. Tame it? Never! It's hard to put one's finger on why the tiger struggles to settle down, but one theory has it that the tiger views marriage as a threat to its independence. But their emotional detachment should not be confused with a desire to avoid intimacy; for intimacy is the tiger's greatest sensual tool. By offering its lover its deeply held secrets, it adds another dimension of eroticism to its lovemaking. However, those tigers that have been married for a while will tell you that matrimony can be quite agreeable. Perhaps then, it's their impossible search for the perfect partner that keeps them on the prowl, although more than likely, we'll never understand the dark forces that frame its fearful symmetry.

GOING TO DISNEYLAND

BABYTIGER — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:01:47 GMT

Jealous? HA HA

My Weekend List - because the boy is working

BABYTIGER — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 19:03:00 GMT

Not really in this order 1. Sew Santa get-up for Tooney 2. take Ursula on a beach adventure 3. go on a motorcycle ride - cause my bike is now fixed 4. finally finish my laundry 5. hang out with Jay on Saturday!! YAY - his evil/crazy girlfriend is working - bleech is all I have to say to her. 6. Make some yummy minestrone soup with Italian sausage in it YUMMMM 7. play with kitties 8. I am also making lumpia 9. figure out what to make with the yards of black velvet I found in my closet. 10. Play load and unload my new gun - get to shot it on Monday. he he 11. call my mum 12. maybe come into work for a couple hours - have to make it look like I didn't screw around all week while the boss was on vacation. That's all -

FANCY POODLE

BABYTIGER — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 18:42:13 GMT

So Ursula Poodle McFluffy Head is going in to get her first haircut - hopefully she looks all fancified like these poodles. Daddy is the one taking her to the Poodley beauty shop, so we will see what happens.

BOOOO!!!!

BABYTIGER — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 20:48:23 GMT

YAY Minkie Boodle the Poodle

BABYTIGER — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 14:44:43 GMT

Ok her name is really Patti (Yuk) and she may be my new friend very sooooon. YAY YAY YAY

Stupid Pigeons

BABYTIGER — Wed, 13 Sep 2006 15:43:12 GMT

I get off the train this morning downtown and walk up the stairs to Market Street and I get hit in the head by a fucking pigeon. I have a headache now.

What every girl needs

BABYTIGER — Tue, 12 Sep 2006 17:53:26 GMT

I shall have it soon - YAY!!!

Going on vacation - good bye

BABYTIGER — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 19:19:23 GMT

No I am not going "home", just going on a vacation to hang out in the desert with my abnoxious friends that I see all the time, ok maybe some I don't see to often, get a week long drunk going, be dirty, and eat campy food and not have any enlightening experiences. Then I am coming back home, to my comfy bed, kitties, heater, indoor plumbing, and clean toilet.

A sad day for Pluto (former planet - now piece of rock)

BABYTIGER — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 17:23:47 GMT

(08-24) 08:21 PDT -- Pluto was shafted by the world's astronomers today, demoted to the lowly status of "dwarf planet" and leaving the solar system with its original eight true planets plus countless other objects that must now be called "small solar system bodies."

Doritoes and M&M's.........

BABYTIGER — Wed, 23 Aug 2006 15:28:48 GMT

Do not mix well - OWWWW my Stomach

YAY FOR MEERKATS

BABYTIGER — Fri, 14 Jul 2006 17:48:21 GMT

I LOVE THIS SHOW!!!!!

SF HANDGUN BAN - Judge invalidates Prop. H handgun ban

BABYTIGER — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:26:09 GMT

A judge struck down San Francisco's voter-approved ban on handgun possession Monday, saying local governments have no such authority under California law. Proposition H, which passed with a 58 percent majority in November, would have outlawed possession of handguns by all city residents except law enforcement officers and others who need guns for professional purposes. It also would have forbidden the manufacture, sale and distribution of guns and ammunition in San Francisco. San Francisco Superior Court Judge James Warren agreed with the National Rifle Association, which argued that Prop. H exceeded the powers of local government and intruded into an area regulated entirely by the state. The NRA sued on behalf of gun owners, advocates and dealers the day after the measure passed. Enforcement of the measure was suspended while the suit was pending. Warren said California law, which authorizes police agencies to issue handgun permits, implicitly prohibits a city or county from banning handgun possession by law-abiding adults. That law "demonstrates the Legislature's intent to occupy, on a statewide basis, the field of residential and commercial handgun possession to the exclusion of local government entities,'' Warren wrote in a 30-page decision. If the city were allowed to ban handguns within its borders, he said, nearby counties could be flooded by handguns no longer allowed in San Francisco. Such a possibility illustrates the need for gun ownership to be regulated on a state level, Warren said. "California has an overarching concern in controlling gun use by defining the circumstances under which firearms can be possessed uniformly across the state, without having this statewide scheme contradicted or subverted by local policy,'' the judge said. He declined to consider the ban on sales of other types of guns and ammunitions separately, saying it could not be detached from the handgun ban, the dominant provision of Prop. H. "The focus of the public debate ... was all on the effect of the ordinance in barring handguns,'' and there is no evidence that voters would have approved the other restrictions as a separate measure, Warren said. Chuck Michel, the NRA's lawyer, said his clients were "thrilled that the judge recognized that law-abiding citizens who possess firearms to defend themselves and their families are part of the solution and not part of the problem.'' Rather than banning such weapons, he said, the city should include gun owners in an effort to "fight the criminal misuse of firearms, which is a goal that we all have in common.'' City Attorney Dennis Herrera, whose office defended Prop. H, will decide whether to appeal the ruling in the next day or two, said spokesman Matt Dorsey. "We're disappointed that the court has denied the right of voters to enact a reasonable, narrowly tailored restriction on the possession of handguns,'' Dorsey said. Supervisor Chris Daly, a chief sponsor of Prop. H, urged Herrera to appeal and criticized Warren. The judge "sided with the powerful gun lobby against the safety of San Franciscans'' after showing "disregard for the voters of San Francisco'' by taking nearly three months to rule, Daly said. The court to which Herrera would appeal Warren's decision may have sounded the death knell for measures like Prop. H in 1982, when it overturned a San Francisco ordinance forbidding possession of handguns within city limits and said state law left such regulation to the Legislature. Sponsors of Prop. H had hoped to comply with the 1982 ruling by drafting a narrower measure that applied only to San Francisco residents. Gun control advocates were also encouraged by state Supreme Court rulings allowing local governments to ban gun possession on public property and to prohibit possession of the cheap handguns known as Saturday-night specials. But Warren said the local impact of Prop. H was outweighed by its potential effect on neighboring communities, and by the state's interest in uniform statewide regulation.

HE HE I JUST LOVE MY NEW BOOTS

BABYTIGER — Fri, 12 May 2006 15:43:33 GMT