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Textual Healing

On the walk to my car from the SF Jazz Festival, some young women were singing and laughing in an SUV in the stop and go traffic on Montgomery. They notice me smiling at them and one of them leans out the window.

SHE: "Are you single?"

ME: "YES!!"

SHE: "How old are you?"

"(forty)."

SHE: "WHAAT?"

"I'M FORTY!"

SHE: "I'm nineteen, do you think that's ok?"

"Sure!"

SHE: "WHAAT?"

"THAT'S FINE!"

SHE: "Because I think I have a thing for (LOUD CAR HONK)er guys"

"oh, maybe you're too small and I have to throw you back"

SHE: "I LIKE NAKED WALKS ON THE BEACH!"

"I'LL SEE YOU AT THE BEACH THEN!"

SHE: "OKAY MEET ME AT THE BEACH AT SIX IN THE MORNING!"

A minute later I'm getting into my car and their car is still only a little further. She shouts

"YOU COULDN'T HANDLE ME!"

But I have to admit I would have liked to...
Mon, July 28, 2008 - 3:57 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
God this is boring.
Sun, July 20, 2008 - 11:18 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
BLAH BLAH!

blah blah blah, blah blah. Blah blah blah. Blah; blah blah blah blah BLAH blah blah.

Blah blah?
Sat, September 22, 2007 - 4:23 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
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