There should be some meter to my complaints

but I have very bad timing and my

hearing is getting bad

so let me sing plainsong

about beans and steak

and how much I like strong black coffee

knives, and high-heel shoes

it won't take long for me to lose steam

because my back ain't what it used to be

but goddamn I have had more quality tail

than I ever deserved.

Yes, I keep a sharp piece of steel

deep in my pocket.