I believe in being true to yourself. Agree to disagree and take everything with a pinch of salt. I love my life and family/friends and I love learning new things. I want to know everything about everything. I base and form my own opinions off of my personal experiences and those of the people I surround myself with. I believe in getting tattoos and piercings while you're young, Who gives a fuck if your skin sags and wrinkles. Live in the moment and look back with pleasure. Taste foreign foods, embrace or study foreign subjects. Travel, road trip....observe. Drink in your surroundings and experiences because no two moments are exactly the same. Make no excuses to justify your actions. You are your own person and need not answer to anyone. Just live :)

AC/DC
Nirvana
Interpool
Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
All American Rejects
HelloGoodbye
Falloutboy
Timbaland
Nelly
JT
R. Kelly
Mac Dre
B-Stone
Maryjane Junkieez
Beyonce
Etta James
Ella Fitzgerald
Little Richard
Chuck Berry
Frank Sinatra
The Temptations
Aretha Franklin
System of a Down
Panic! at the Disco
Led Zeppelin
Meg & Dia
Paramore
TI
Linkin Park
Akon
Young Jeezy
Trackademics
N.E.R.D.
Snoop Dogg
Dr. Dre
Pitbull
Daddy Yankee
SugaFree
J. Danger
D'Angelo
Kelly Clarkson
Kelly Rowland
Monica
Ginuwine

Anything that I can dance/shake/fuck to...

I love:

Mama: because you makea me so happy and makea me laugh long time. Good times...Lamb times. I noticed that you're pretty lamb...I'm pretty lamb myself.

Heather: Dodie and more dodie. Drama fo yo mama and smooches to dirty cootches. Meep and don't gimme none of yo lip. Shweaty Butt Shexsh Sean Connery :)

Sara: My little Becky....Good times with eachother, and bad times with eachother and marines. Ew! We hate SIR! I love you caucasian Becky.

Steffi: My little Steffi, my little Steffi, my little Steffi Tails! What would I do without my lover? Fuck Macy's and white tweaker bitches.

Rachel: My little paranoid squirrel...Squeak squeakity squeak squeaken. Fuck people who cannot come up with their own shit. But we are too cool for anyone's school. Don't let life fuck you from behind...pull it's hair and make it take it like a bitch. I LOVE YOU!

Britney: One of my besties, you are so funny ma chigga and I have the best time rollin with you to Kelly's or down to PB and jockin on those bitches, aha! Pool hall whores, juss cause we love to play it so. Ew to nasty old men who cannot take a hint.

So.....Welcome to my life. It's just me, doin what I do and doin it well. Sometimes....I'd prefer it for you not to ask me stupid questions.

Never:

1. Lie to me
2. Brag about the size of your cock [I've probably seen bigger]
3. Call my house past 8...[common courtesy]
4. Leave me numerous voicemails in a row rambling and then ending with incessant pleas to call you back as SOON as I get this message.
5. Gossip about my friends to me.
6. Try to make/form the foolish opinion that you are smarter then me...especially if indeed, you are not.
7. Try to verbally whip me, because I will verbally assault you with some forked tongue magic and have you bleeding on the floor; naked, trembling AND shamed.…[verbally, of course]. To induce you with some new found appreciation for my favorite past time of verbal fisticuffs.
8. Judge me by my cover. You do not have the slightest clue as to what lies within my pages. Despite my slutty, or questionable exterior, you really do not know me on any level where you can actually pin point who or what my intentions are really about.
9. Talk shit about any one in my family, or my circle of friends. My circle is hand picked and very dear...Did I fail to mention how dear? Because heaven and hell help the poor unfortunate soul who dares to harm one hair upon any of my beloveds heads.
10. Misspell more then one word in a message that you write me. It is fucking annoying. Get a spell check, or go back to elementary school and relearn the basics. A, B, motherfucking C.
11. Try to make me feel anything less then adequate…Do not attempt to use your “extensive” vocabulary to impress me….This sounds stupid…but it does happen.
12. Try to hold my hand…..If I want to hold hands, I’ll reach for yours first.
13. Put deadlines on relationships…The course should be natural, not forced. Sex should be an important part of a relationship, but not the base.
14. Call me Chinese. I’m not, and resent being stereotyped as such.
15. Call me “Baby” since I am not a baby and I am not yours…Please refrain from calling me silly generic pet names as they are annoying and generic for a reason. I have a name, so use it.
16. Crack racist jokes about any race to me, unless they are just jokes. I do not like people who put down anybody with hidden malicious intent to hurt. Just because I am not black, does not mean that I want to hear jokes about “n******.” I LOVE black men and have black friends so that doesn’t impress me much.
17. Assume that because I am a very open and sexual person that I will fuck with you the first, second or third time I meet you/know you [or ever really]. That seems to be a very entertaining concept, but then at the same time, I am not amused in the slightest. Don’t mistake my sex drive and nymphotic nature to be anything more then just that. I love sex, but maybe not with you.
18. Buy me roses. Originality, like chivalry, seems to be dead. My favorite flowers are ______.
19. Surprise me with an elephant thong [unless you can fill it out ;)].
20. Hurt me. Plain and simple. DO NOT LIE TO ME BECAUSE I WILL FIND OUT. Very few things irritate me more then a pathological liar or someone who foolishly thinks that he/she is sneakier then me.


Please:
1. Be honest, in the end…it hurts less then a web of fucking lies.
2. Kiss me when the time is right. A real man can tell when a woman wants him to kiss her. Eyes shining, with lips parted just so.
3. Do little things just because you want to, not because I want you to…or because It’s Valentine’s Day.
4. Go on a picnic or adventure with me, the best things in life are free.
5. Accept my sick and random twisted sense of humor…Embrace it, or leave it alone. If you are too embarrassed to do the running man with me in 7-11, then your loss J
6. Stand up for your opinions and beliefs, I do…and expect nothing less from you.
7. Be passionate and motivated. Enough said.
8. Be considerate to others, and adaptable to different situations and environments.
9. HAVE COMMON COURTESY.
10. Be able to hold a conversation about things other then sex, as fascinating as it may be. There are so many aspects and amazing things in this world to just limit yourself to very blasé topics.
11. Be literate. Nothing is more attractive then someone who can sit down and read a book. Whatever the genre…Is anyone really impressed when someone says “The last time I read a book was in elementary school.” Firstly, that is a lie or contradiction because people are always having to read something, especially books if you are still in school. Secondly, that just makes you look like a lazy ass illiterate fool. I know that reading is not everyone’s forte, but don’t knock it.
12. Be open minded. Debating and arguing can be most enjoyable, but if you cannot sit back and listen to the other side’s argument with an open ear and mind then you can never look past your own opinions to understand others.
13. Love scary movies, the more blood and gore, the better. Nothing is better then seeing a naked chick get ripped in half with a chainsaw.
14. Accept tattoos and piercing for what they are. Art in a different form. I have a few and plan on getting more then a “few” in due time.
15. Decorate cookies with me. I love to decorate cookies….mermaids J.
16. Be understanding, I am not perfect but I pretty much know what I want. I have problems and issues like everyone else and I am trying to deal with them the best that I can.
17. Love life. Appreciate the one life you have to live. With the people that you love and care about. Don’t make too many hasty decisions and mistakes, or let it pass you by. Learn new things everyday and don’t take the people you cherish for granted.
18. Have a high sex drive if you say that you do. Nothing is more annoying then a guy who claims to be insatiable in the bedroom, only to be too tired for rounds 2,3 and 4. I understand that it’s tiring, but stamina only comes from practice…and who better to practice with? This is generally speaking of course J
19. Let loose once in a while. Dance because you want to, not because no one’s looking. Sing your favorite song at the TOP OF YOUR FUCKING LUNGS when it comes on the radio or whatever.
20. Pat yourself on the back if you actually read this. I would be considerably impressed as even I don’t really want to reread this shit.