Eli is one of the coolest SSC folk I know. Perhaps that's because she's from the entirely fantastic state of Maryland! Or perhaps it's because she can surprise you with her seriousness, intelligence, and silliness wrapped up in one little package! Her dedication to SSC is awesome, and you know she's destined to go places considering how far she's gotten as a youngin'! Yeah, Eli!

Eli is the most amazing chica in all of Maryland!!!!!
She is so awesome. I love her energy and enthusiasm. Ella es muy inteligente. Por ejemplo, ella habla tres lenguajes. muy muy interesante. Tambien Eli sabe mucho. I admire her dedication to environmental and social justice as well as her calming spirit. What more can I say..............Eli ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eli is a trip. She seems so innocent and unassuming, but you just know she is always up to something, and its usually something freaking hilarious (who would've thought she'd be capable of organizing a coup against DK himself?!) In addition, Eli is a fellow VA '03 graduate, which automatically means we're down for life! She is also about the only person in the SSC who looks at me with sympathy when we do goofy SSC dance/stretch/etc. activities, for she knows I despise them so. Thanks for understanding buddy!

Eli is the POOH! and she knows it! She is also co-founder of UADK, the super secret organization of SPROG 2003! HE! HE! HE!All of which makes her the coolest chica of them all. Rock on with ya bad self!

Eli is soooo hot. That's why she's my girlfriend. Who is that Nathan kid anyway? Whatever, she likes me way better and just doesn't have the heart to tell him.