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joined on 12/02/04
last updated 11/07/11
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Swim Along

swim along, my friends, swim along
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LaLa's Death Cheer For Gerbil

Rutabaga rutabaga
Garden gate

I found that boy
And we stayed up late

We did it in on the lawn
We did it in the shed

We did it in the dirt
Then we did it in his bed

After we had finished
After I was done

He fell asleep
And I got my gun

He never felt it coming
As he faded away

But that Gerbil’s dead
For that boy I did slay!

High Kick
Low Kick
Jump Jump Jump
Come on Girls
Hump Hump Hump
Then hide the body in the
Dump Dump Dump


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Knockin' Around The Noggin

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Enemies of my Enemy

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Yours Truly

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Words of Wisdom

August 13, 2010
I love Gerbil.
December 20, 2006
We make out, like, all the time.
December 14, 2006
Gerbal is a dude who is a keeper of wisdom on keeping life real. I learn a lot from his blogs and views on life. Keep it up Gerbal !
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October 8, 2006
I know

you have wonderful feelings
......when people miss you
August 30, 2006
Oh, and lest I forget, if Gerbil ever promises to meet you in Vegas and get married, well....he's lying. The bastard broke my heart. Damn you to hell, Mr. Gerbil.
July 14, 2006
don't hassel with the hoff, man!
May 5, 2006
My old one is "unsubscribed" thus a new one is in order.


Gerbil is a liar. A big fat stinking liar. He's really a nazi.
May 3, 2006
How can a 22 year old be so witty, savvy, clever, laid back, devoid of ego?

What the fuck is wrong with him? Is he on drugs?
May 17, 2005
This man makes me want to completely rethink my stance on small rodent fetishes. mmm....fuzzy!
February 7, 2005
Despite all the rumors, he's not called gerbil because of that unfortunate Richard Gere incident. Or at least, not JUST because.
February 1, 2005
i think i speak for all of us when i say the midwest needs more people like gerbil.
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