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belinda

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joined on 05/12/04
last updated 07/09/08
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August 1, 2007
Shucks. This hear lil' lady is even purdier in real live. And sings real good like too. ;)
April 5, 2005
I feel real good about Belinda...
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***dirty blonde on uke***is my new band (if they ever show up for rehearsal) and we're gonna need some support out there on the patio being so early an' all!! I got Swivel (it's-the-quiet-ones-you-have-to-watch-out-for) on bass and Pickle (drummergoofermanboy) on strap-on (aw come on, get yer minds outta the gutter--snare, strap-on snare!!) and me, well, you know....ukulele, corsette, tutu, platform boots.....sometimes it's the ape mask.... there'll be some ukulele mash-up, dirty songs, who ... read more
Wed, October 3, 2007 - 8:47 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
...that's right, it's a rare occasion and I need you all to get up off yer duffs and come on down an' pay me a visit to help support our friends Deb and Broadus in their plight to make a Burning Man-friendly bar happen in the heart of Dogpatch....and me too, cause yer gonna tip, right?
....anyhoo, I will have the uke behind the bar (in case I need to clear the room...ha ha) ...and I've learned some tunes that even you guys might know . We could do kareoke ukulele but everybody'll sing at the... read more
Wed, October 18, 2006 - 12:04 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Joegh Bullock and Michael Gosney are hosting a sexy new event called
Ambiotica
A New Edge Salon

Saturday October 21, 2006
ANON GALLERY 285 Ninth Street
9:30 pm - 3 am

AMBIOTICA is an ongoing experiment in social flirtation and cultural stimulation Our post-modern version of the influential salons and private clubs of the past. Please invite five of your favorite people to add to this creatively cultivated eclectic mix. Your participation is key in crafting this environment of pe... read more
Mon, October 16, 2006 - 12:35 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
his paintings hate everybody
so with enemies like that who needs friends?
his paintbrush is a cigarette for some kind of god
that blows smoke in your face
when you're up too close
he creates and destroys, creates and destroys
his paint-smeared clothes squeeze out a head
like a tube of toothpaste
and force him to do unspeakable things
with a pallet knife and a portrait model
A long time ago, when they were clean and fairly new
the clothes picked out that body
at the local thri... read more
Sun, November 27, 2005 - 7:40 PM permalink - 4 comments
 
Crippling blows
drain any bit of hope that she might have had
it's now leaking out the cigarette hole
where her heart used to be
he airs his dirty laundry
and she's a dirty sock
that got dropped
on the way to the machine
a dirty sock
that doesn't have a mate
or not much of a mate
because he's so full of holes
that he barely exists
except for the ball and chain
that he wears around his neck
like a piece of tacky, gold jewelry
to drag them down
but at least she knows she's so... read more
Tue, November 1, 2005 - 12:56 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
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