Blahg, blahg, blahg...

I'm still here... {waves}

   Thu, December 6, 2007 - 1:53 AM
I have not done another disappearing act.

I am merely confined to (gasp) dial-up, and not just any ol' dial-up, mind you, but THE-FUCKING-GAWDDAMNED-SLOOOOWEST-DIAL-UP-YOU-COULD-IMAGINE! My iPhone is faster, but I can't read it cuz my eyes are involuntarily boycotting teeny tiny print...

And I have no television. Which in and of itself is ok. But when you have no tv AND no real internet, it's a real test. I mean, treat. Yeah, it's a real treat. Test. :)P

I DO have electricity and phone (to run the shitty dial-up), I have a working septic system, but I am lacking actual running water. Big Effffenn surprise. So for this we revert to an old time system... uh... how you call it? Oh, yes, the bucket brigade. Carry the buckets in, dump them (ONLY) where they need to be, carry the buckets back out... This is the kind of thing strapping boys are good for. Well, one of the things... Must gets me a few o' them boys... yarr...

So? Who wants to come over?

Pretty Please?

With whipped cream on top? On bottom?

Shan xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo


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Thu, December 6, 2007 - 3:11 AM
ME! ME! pick me!

*bouncing around waving*

Thu, December 6, 2007 - 9:33 AM
I'd love to check out your place, primitive conditions and all!
I'm cool with "roughing it"!
And I can carry buckets!
When's the party?