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Ok - I Hijacked this from a Tribe.net Friend

   Wed, January 2, 2008 - 6:06 AM
But I did ask permission :-)

This quote arrived from a friend of mine...

by 60 Minutes Correspondent Andy Rooney (CBS)

"As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart. Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off that you are a jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her .

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, 'Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?', here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage! "

Just thought I'd pass that on.
Wishing everyone a very happy new year filled with dance and fun and lots of love



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Wed, January 2, 2008 - 9:27 AM
Happy New Year!
Hey Gal!

I will be forty years old March 6th. I enjoyed this bit of wisdom (and saw the truth in it!). Thanks for posting it! Love it!

Luv, Aziza
Wed, January 2, 2008 - 12:51 PM
That's hilarious! And oh, so true!
Wed, January 2, 2008 - 2:36 PM
pigs & sausages - U gotta love it
thanks for the great wisdom ... am gaining new found appreciation for the sexy mature maidens more&more every day :~}
Wed, January 2, 2008 - 7:58 PM
Thanks for the laugh...
This was fun to read and isn't it the truth?
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 2:55 AM
Thanks for the laugh...

Amma
Unsu...
 
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 10:33 AM
AMEN
I think more and more men are feeling that way... that's why I'm 41 with a 26 year old husband.

Hollah!!! :)
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 7:22 PM
"here is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself "

Very clear to me he doesn't have a woman who cares about him in his life if he's wearing YELLOW pants! Yikes. A womans revenge comes when her husband (or friend) asks "How does this look?" and she looks him over considering his plaid shirt and striped pants and says "You look hot!" And yes, I've seen a picture of an old (70+) couple and the man is wearing two different plaids and I asked if they had an argument that morning because no loving woman would let her man out the door looking like that!

An by the way....I've felt great ever since I turned 40!
Unsu...
 
Thu, January 3, 2008 - 7:53 PM
I almost forgot to mention..
Totally HOT pic there, 'Sheva!
Thu, January 10, 2008 - 11:47 AM
Hi From BatSheva
When I read this, I laughed so hard, my sides hurt. What a wonderful way to start the New Year knowing that women over 40 RULE!!!! Now ladies and gentelmen, take some time and go to Susan Miller's website to get a quick pic on what will happen in your lives in 08!

Keep smiling and keep dancing!

BatSheva
Sun, January 13, 2008 - 9:54 AM
Love It!!!
I will be 36 in 3 days. That is close enough to 40 for this to apply to me!