matt is my other little brother and brother in law. yes we are an incestuous little unit. speaking of units, if you know matt you know what i mean. .. *wink wink* and he's the best bitch partner/shit talker a virg and mike could ever want! people suck, except you...

i love you brother. love, yo' sizzlin' sis.

Matt was cool even in pre-school, yo.
He is one of my truest, most loyal friends. He even went to Senior Prom with me when I was stuck in all-girls-private-Catholic-boarding school. Dude. (And yes, I have pictures).
He's also an amazing DM, with +14 Charisma. Chaotic Good.
Heh.
Although he won't father my children, he's certainly gonna be an uncle to them someday, so he can feed them too much sugar cereal and let them play unlimited video games that he's helped to animate.
Matt is so hot, that even fire asks for some ice water when he walks by...
He isn't kidding about being the coolest person he knows. He's the coolest person *I* know. He's so cool that Chuck Norris asked to buy him a beer, and Matt lived to tell the tale.
I'm glad we drove to the Playa together. I couldn't have asked for a better friend to take me Home.
Love you.
Nic (Star)

Matt is a great cool guy. Proud to count him among my friends.

AND... he just experienced his first BURNING MAN... Woo Hoo Matt.. hope you had a safe trip home.

Lewis

This guy is dope but he never shows his face on tribe, except with his horrible mug shot of Tammy Fae with an atomic blast in the background.

He is a great ex-wife of mine. Someday he can be yours too!