Richard came on tribe.net about a month ago I think. I appreciate his avatar picture which uses vertical yet slightly angled stripes to suggest that he is not only an upstanding member of the tribe community, but also that he realizes that the angle of things can be important. I have reccommended he have that thing on his head looked at, but he is pretty stubborn. He can be a bit rigid at times, but he has a soft side as well. Yay Dick!

Oh, Dick, Dick, Dick!! Who doesn't love Dick? Dick in the morning to start my day with a smile, before the cock crows. Dick as an afternoon delight, sweeter than ice cream on a stick. Dick in the evening to end the the day right. Dick, Dick, Dick all night long! It's hard to say enough uplifting things about Dick! He fills me with happiness until I spill over! He may be in and out of my life, but he always comes when I need him. I'm not ashamed to say it: I LOVE DICK!!!!!

Ode to Mr. Dick

The first time I became aware of Dick, he was standing tall and regal in his little raincoat. His whole posture spoke of being a mighty sword, hard, swift and sure. Yet, as I have gotten to know him, there is such a tender side to Dick. If he is aware you are in need, he will rise to the occassion and seek out your darkness depths, plundering with firm thrusts until he gets to the core of your need. He is such an explosion of happy goodness. A loyal family man as well. Always when you see him, he is never without his two lil brothers. Not every Dick can say that. Heres to you friend Dick...I owe ya a spanking if we ever get the chance to meet ya lil monkey.

Dick,
Where do I start?
A friend that is not only such an upstanding citizen but an all around good guy is so hard to find these days. If only everyone I knew stood as erect as you, hand extended for a warm welcome, this world would be such a better place to live. You need not a warm welcoming cave in which to dwell, neigh, you simply need the thoughts in your head and a hand to your heart to bring tears of joy to all those around you. Speaking of your head, you have such a good head on your shoulders and not only that you are so willing to share that which is inside you....it brings a tear to my eye. If I could kiss you I would, yet you are so far away I cannot reach you.....so please accept the kisses I shall blow to you and hold them close as you think of me.
Love,
Jesus