CAT: I want to drink from the faucet.

ME: You have a water bowl right over here.

CAT: I want the faucet.

ME: Your water bowl has a pump in it, just like the faucet.

CAT: I want to drink out of the faucet!

ME: Look, i'm tapping the bowl.

CAT: I want the faucet.

ME: No! Just drink out of the damn bowl.

CAT: Faucet!