I'm not sure how to describe the feeling of eating this. It was far worse than the Ultimate Bacon Sandwich. It probably compares to being electrocuted while having your wisdom teeth removed by a back alley dentist. My tongue burned with each bite from the sodium content. I was certain that I couldn't finish the entire bowl, at least not without severe intestinal repercussions. But, I knew that under no circumstance was I ever going to do this again...The last bite went down about as smoothly as a pile of broken glass, but I made it:

Once again I was left with nothing but a woozy feeling and a lot less self-respect. When will I learn?

Anonymous