Meaninful quotes vol 1

Who knows how to make love stay?

1:Tell love you are going ot Juniors Deli on Flatbush Ave. in Brooklyn to pick up a cheese-cake, and if love stays, it can have half. It will stay....
2: Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of it's hair. Burn the hair in a dime store incence burner with yin/yang symbols on three sides. Face SouthWest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincing exotic language. Remobe the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a mustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new, love will stay.
3: Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and piss out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be allright. Fall Asleep. Love will be there in there in the morning.....