all i want to do lately is sleep and i constantly find myself doing just that.
at work, in class, going through the drive thru.
i remember reading about how we spend about 20 % of our lives sleeping and i was like i bet i could up that to 35-40 % easy.

Ode to My Bed

oh my beloved bed
comfy, comfy pillow
roll over to a fresh cool spot
wait and repeat process
leave fan on for maximum burrowing
clap of thunder and do not twitch
alarm rings, hit the snooze
alarm again and throw the... read more

i have recently formed a cult at work that many people have joined, it was somewhat disturbing how easily they agreed to join.
the requirements were:

1. unquestioning obedience to authority and
2. doglike obedience

they were not deterred,
many were still eager to join. not once did i have to use blunt objects or specially prepared drinks, which in itself was a little disappointing.
it seems that if you do not ask for money then people are very eager to belong to your group

but th... read more

i now join the ranks of bloggers, do not think that this is a result of peer pressure, no it is something much stronger than that. i succumb to the posting of inane facts and trivial details of my life through the sheer and awesome power of boredom.

PREPARE FOR DEATH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

or just some tasty tidbits