All Right folks, this is it.
The moment of truth.
The essence of my life distilled into one brief moment that will decide not only my destiny, but the fate of the world.

I have entered myself into the US Air Guitar Championships.
Scheduled for May 13, the Los Angeles Regional for the National competition will be held at the Roxy on Sunset.
The music for my performance is set, but will remain a closely guarded secret until showtime.

My stage name has been carefully selected from a lo... read more

a hardboiled egg, yolk removed
then battered and fried
Stuffed with cheddar and bacon

So the grass is always greener on the other side. Conversely, there's always someone out there who has a worse story than yours, and I've always reminded myself of that when I'm bitching about something. But - here's my big but - I feel as if I've cornered the market on horrible roommate stories, so much so that my friends are constantly calling me to see if I have any new ones, and boy do I gots one.

What is it about me? Do I have a freak magnet surgically implanted under my sternum? ... read more