I just love this...

"A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN"

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of his medications are paid ... read more

hey kids- I gots two burningman tickets for sale- I bought them for $250 a piece and am passin them on to you at that price- I need to sell them soon, but thought I'd check with the fam first before posting them on craigslist- let me know soon if you are interested- thanx- blest

Save the date- July 28th- more info coming soon

hey kids- I am in need of a beauty who is approximately 36-26-38 (isn't that barbie's measurements....?) to model my first ever dress for a portfolio photo- I'm very proud of this dress, it is a gourgeous pink thing with a matching eyepatch, I mean really, who can argue with that? lol- anyway if you or someone you knows can help me out, I'd really appreciate it- the lovely lady who was going to model it for me had to back out at the last minute so I'm kinda in a time crunch and need to get th... read more

and this one is for you Jonathan Eyeliner!!! cuz once again I feel I've been mislead and here I am at 7:33 IN THE MORN!!! and nothing to show for my troubles, except I get to go to bed alone and you boys don't realize how hard that gets to be in the long run- so go ahead and keep up with the flirting and the misleading and yes- I will post apologizes- because there are people who need them who are willing to invest a little time in me... so there for .. I' must be willing to invest some time... read more