"Abs and Violence"
March 15, 2008
Ok, well you KNOW Abfab, and not just the name... you GOTTA be my friend.
When might you be up for a marathon? I own them all. Rusty, Portland
Blossom
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The Council of the Wise...When might you be up for a marathon? I own them all. Rusty, Portland
Unsu...
December 14, 2007
“Good evening” Blossom hailed.
The large horse, named ‘The Attendant,’a volcanic colored palomino, was 15 hands tall, bristling with muscle and sweat. The horse bent its mighty neck down and snipped at my groin, inspecting my pockets and crotch aggressively with its mutinous lips. Blossom pet the beast warmly. Angular faced, with a noble, sloping forehead, the palomino knelled to Blossom's touch. I fell back, intimidated, grabbing my crotch. “Why don’t you whip him and say ‘Bad Boy?’” “He’s just curious.” November 20, 2007
My arch nemesis and soul mate.... how did that happen?
October 9, 2007
Blossom makes me giggle. He's like a boy version of me, but not anything like me. Except silly and high and maybe a little inappropriate. OH, and best of all...we're both obsessed with our hair.
Unsu...
September 5, 2007
You're So Vein. I Bet You Think This Post is About You.
We'll, it is. Blossom is the man. The immortal Elf-Man. Great conversations, Wacky Hi-jinx, Plenty of Shenanigans. And a caring side that doesn't stop the sarcastic shit slinging, but helps to tone it down. For a minuet. Sometimes. Who am I kidding, I love this guy, You love this guy . . . He is A Party Unto Himself. A blazing testament to the art of excess. September 5, 2007
What a Tacky, insensitive SOB this man is. What a butthole licker.
And I still feel lucky to call him a friend. ;) you bastard July 6, 2007
Main Entry: 2blossom
Function: intransitive verb 1 : BLOOM 2 a : to come into one's own : DEVELOP <a blossoming talent> b : to become evident c : to make an appearance This Very much describes a flower that ROCKS since we first really got to know each other at a beer fest. His sense of humor is very unique and he can pull something out of nothing and make it funny. Has a knack of sensing what is really there and pulling it out and playing with it like a cat on catnip. Great energy, Great company to have around… May 21, 2007
He's a damned good Supreme Moff. Any emperor would be proud to have him in his forest! He's a heck of a friend, too.
May 17, 2007
Our friendship started over mutual fondness for a certain genre of films and brewed beverages... steadily growing stronger ever since. Blossom can be a sassy pain in the ass but his stellar company is well worth the torment. ;-)
And, well let's face it, he is quite the sexy eye-candy. May 3, 2007
A tyrant, A true SOB, One of the smartest people I know and the closest friend I will ever have
My Incessant Rantings...
I just turned 31. Shit. But thanks for the birthday wishes folks. it makes getting old and wrinkled a bit easier. :-)
Fri, December 19, 2008 - 10:04 AM
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After nearly 25 years of performing, Madonna has finally been inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Yay! I know a lot of people think she's trite and only moderately talented, and to those folks I say...GFY. She's an icon, a superstar, and one of the first artists I ever remember listening to as a youth. I'm glad she's being honored.
Fri, March 14, 2008 - 12:46 PM
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One thing that has always impressed me about Madge is her amazing business acumen. She always knew how to grab attention, market herself, reinvent... read more
OK, so I'm falling in line and gonna do this too...but mostly cuz it's 4am and I can't sleep.
Mon, March 3, 2008 - 4:23 AM
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1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. No, I never am. 2) What was your dream growing up? A. To be a doctor...until I discovered the sight of blood makes me woozy 3) What talent do you wish you had? A. Telekinesis 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. A beer...just not cheap one 5) Favorite vegetable? A. I hate vegetables 6) What was the last ... read more
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
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I just turned 31. Shit. But thanks for the birthday wishes folks. it makes getting old and wrinkled a bit easier. :-)
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Kudos to Madonna
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After nearly 25 years of performing, Madonna has finally been inducted into the Rock n' Roll Hall of Fame. Yay! I know a lot of people think she's trite and only moderately talented, and to those folks I say...GFY. She's an icon, a superstar, a...
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I'm a Clone...
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OK, so I'm falling in line and gonna do this too...but mostly cuz it's 4am and I can't sleep.
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship? A. No, I never am. 2) What was your dream growing up? A. To be a doctor...until I discovered... read more
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Extremes
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I was going to write a blog called "Living with Exceptional Bravado", but it didn't seem to be the order of the day. It was going to be the usual joke blog, something meant to amuse people and maybe make them laugh. It wasn't my mood today. Tho...
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Losing Halo...
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The last week has been a bit heartbreaking, traumatic, and full of death. I'm glad it will be Friday tomorrow. Last Thursday I spent the whole day trying to deliver lambs from a ewe that wasn't following any normal birthing procedure. I tried e...
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