Social Capital, Pop Culture and Bitching

The Rebel in Me

   Sun, February 18, 2007 - 8:40 AM
I was jonesing for peanut butter cookies yesterday. A quick Google got me a nice recipe from Jif. I had everything except milk and peanut butter. Yes, I am a closet baker of sorts. Since milk disgusts me, I figured I would substitute water for that since it was only 3 T and that left me getting some PB from the Safeway. Forty dollars later, I left the store with Skippy Superchunk. I hope Jif doesn't find out. I got some other items but no beer. How could I forget the beer? I am ashamed. I whipped up the four dozen batch and expertly forked them. Guess what I had for breakfast this morning?


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Sun, February 18, 2007 - 11:23 AM
yeah. shoulda gotten beer - and used THAT in the recipe.

I'm gonna go make oatmeal bars now.
Sun, February 18, 2007 - 11:43 AM
Beer and peanut butter? Too fattening. Cookies and cake are never fattening!
Sun, February 18, 2007 - 12:31 PM
don't worry - the heat from baking kills the calories. It's true! My mom told me.
Sun, February 18, 2007 - 7:19 PM
Good thing you didn't get any Peter Pan peanut butter. They found salmonella in some of it. :P
Tue, February 20, 2007 - 9:24 AM
yay cookies, so good!
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Mon, February 26, 2007 - 9:55 AM
The use of inferior products
It has come to our attention that you used Skippy Superchunk "Peanut" Butter instead of Jif Peanut Butter when making a peanut butter recipe from our website ( ). The next time you make peanut butter cookies, we strongly recommend that you use Jif Peanut Butter. You'll be pleasantly surprised by the delicious taste.

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