Are you an attention whore, but concerned about having enough onlookers? Are you looking for a way to contribute to the community at Apogaea, but think that those three days are going to be spent in a state incompatible with goal completion? Well, especially for you, the THIRD ANNUAL Miss Apogaea pageant offers a single night to show off how cool you really are.

First up, strut your stuff, flaunt your fashion sense, your runway savy, your fabulous self in the PLAYAWEAR CONTEST. Then, show us how talented you are in the ALMOST ANYTHING GOES TALENT EXHIBITION FOR EXHIBITIONISTS--no firespinning allowed 'cause you can do that anytime--past exhibitionists have shown off their skills via dance, skits, singing, blood-letting, and flaming genitalia. Just do it, we say, and ye shall be judged. Next, just like in any other pageant, the judges of Miss Apogaea will ask you a question specifically designed to determine your dubious character in the INTERVIEW segment. Let us all know what a shining example of depraved humanity you are. Finally, we have a secret contest for those of you who are still standing at the end... shhhhhhhhhh. it's very super secret.

Not only will you get the chance to exhibit your character, skills, style and sixth sense, but you will be in the running for the Miss Apogaea QUEENSHIP. The Queen (who can, of course, be male),will receive a BIG CHECK (DID I SAY ****BIG****???) for a small amount, a sash, a cape by the stylin' Mercedes made possible by friends who've donated their fur, a blinkie crown, and a lifetime's worth of bragging rights (by far the best prize). Runners up and all participants will know that they've entertained the rest of us immensely, and will be the subjects of our fond memories. For those of us who can remember, anyway.

Here are some links to entice you all and get you thinking:

groups.yahoo.com/group/MissApo
www.apogaea.com/
www.youtube.com/watch
For details, contact the Reverend Tommy Tommy Tommy: erosphil AT yahoo DOT com