Chip pretends to be all cool, whacky and an all-around great guy, but we all know that he's secretly wishing he was an Options Trader with an ulcer the size of Miami and a Boss-Hogg-size luxury SUV that he had to kidnap and sell several small children to afford. YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE!!!

chip pulled off one of the most spectacular allnight bartending shifts at the carousel numinous bar at burning man in 2003 that i have ever witnessed.

chip is the man you would want to have a long on a jewelry store heist to bullshit the owner into opening the safe to do this that or the other thing, while his accmplices robbed the place beyond blindness.

another fine fellow i am glad to have on my side.

Cheeep is one of my very favorite people ever! He's hilarious and god damn does he have stamina. No, not like that... I mean like the ability to hit half the bars in NY in one night! Ok... maybe one third of the bars in NY. Anyway, I love him dearly.