July 20, 2004
Brass will make you laugh 'til you squirt milk out of your nose. Brass can play the blues on her trumpet 'til you squirt water out your eyes. Brass can dig into the intricacies of Shakespeare 'til you squirt blood out of your ears. Brass is such a hottie that you'll squirt <CENSORED BY COMMAND OF THE OFFICE OF THE UNITED STATES ATTORNEY GENERAL>
