Barbed Wire and Windchimes
Well, we did it. More or less.
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 8:52 PMAbout a dozen of us sat around my living room and kitchen this afternoon with coffee, sparkling limeade and Asti, toasting the accomplishment--well, all except for our eldest resident. Ann's 93, pretty sharp, and sits on the Board, and she came back from closing too pissed to toast anything. Ann just sat and looked glum while the rest of us raised our glasses or mugs. She thinks we gave up too much to the former park owner, and I agree. For starters--the woman who inherited the Park, mismanaged it for decades, invested nothing in it, jacked us up for more and more rent to cover water bills and property taxes she never paid, and came within a day of losing the Park before signing a P&S with developers who were going to kick us all out. . .gets to live here RENT FREE for a year!
We had to give her that because that's in the original Purchase and Sales with the developers, which we had to match for Massachusetts to uphold our right of first refusal. And we ALSO have to pay to have an empty, uninhabitable trailer SHE owns hauled away. (She's actually scored a double play with that one--she already took advantage of a desperate couple full-timing in a little silver Airstream: THEY paid the heavy equipment guy who moved the big junk trailer to the back of the Park in the first place. Their campground was closing at the end of the season and they were willing to do *anything* for a lot to park their little home on over the winter.)
So already we're down one home's lot fees for twelve months in our make-or-break first year, when we know we're almost certainly going to run up against a few habitual late-pays who are going to test our eviction resolution even as they continue to thumb their nose at collection attempts by their former landlady. Who should have evicted them in the first place. We've heard she's put liens on some of the homes. Between her liens and our liens, I'm envisioning a contentious future! We'll be fighting over who owns how much of what home in here long after their inhabitants have been booted.
But the paperwork just says we have to let her live here free. It doesn't say we can't make her rue the day. Like when we show up with crowbars to take down her bigass tall stockade fence from that little private fiefdom she created so she wouldn't have to look at all of us hoi polloi. "Goooood morning, Marilyn! What? These? Why, we're here to dismantle the fence. It's against our Rules. We have given you a copy of our Rules. Surely you've read our Rules--'No perimeter fences will be allowed and all existing or proposed fences must have approval by the Board of Directors.' Your six foot fence [crrrack!] has *not* been approved [pryyy!] by the Board of Directors. Sorry, Marilyn, you're one of the hoi polloi now."
Or like when we show up with cement contractors to pour a foundation pad between her home and her best friends' home--the friends who lived here rent free and ran a garage here rent free for decades, and had all their electric usage, like the owner's, paid for by the rest of us all that time. They had somebody's home taken out at one time to give both *their* homes a bigger yard. "Goooood morning, Marilyn, hey GUESS what! Great news! You and Mel are gonna get new neighbors. They're bringing in a doublewide. Oh, hey! I know you and Mel love those bushes and flowers, so why dontcha think about digging them up and transplanting them across your big *back* yard, as a privacy screen--we're gonna be taking some of *that* next week for resident parking."
When we started down this path a year ago, prompted to save people's homes and preserve affordable housing, I figured just *getting* the property would be a long shot. I've never had any illusion about the hard work ahead of us to hang onto and rehabilitate this neglected, ill-favored little neighborhood. But somehow, I thought I'd at least feel a greater sense of relief and accomplishment on closing day. Triumph isn't like you read about.
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Tue, April 15, 2008 - 9:03 PM
all right dear, we need to pump you up a bit, and disengage mr. poopyhead (my pet name for the archetypal critc). you have done something fabulous here, and no matter how hard it is to deal with it now, it's important to celebrate and feel joy. i'll do my chicken dance for you!! i;ll post old pic of biggy to make you laugh. whatever it takes. i'll mail you alchohol if that'll work.
let yourself be proud if on ly a day. just know that you have done something really good for the land and for yourselves. in spite of all the crap. in this world, that's about the best we can do. wooooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooo!! yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa!! |
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Wed, April 16, 2008 - 4:16 AM
Good news!
At least partially good. Mostly good?
I am proud of you. And happy to know I have another expereinced activist amongst my friends.... with a whole new set of experiences and wealth of knowledge. Doubt I'll ever be doing what you did. But, never say never. Right? Raising my Maxwell House mug now.... to toast you! Amma |
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Wed, April 16, 2008 - 8:28 AM
you rawk!
and the fence removal will feel gooood, if nothing else does at the moment. |
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Wed, April 16, 2008 - 11:20 AM
Congratulations!
Regarding the previous owner, her year of free-rides and special privileges will pass very quickly. It makes me happy to think of all the good you will do for so many people..... for years to come. |
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Fri, April 18, 2008 - 8:53 PM
Thank you, everybody! Yes, it's mostly good, I think, but after a year of anxiety I think it's taking awhile for the reality to set in. It's just starting to dawn on people that they can be relieved now, when suddenly there's all this stuff we have to do to get ready for our ribbon-cutting or grand re-opening or whatzis-hoozitz. . .I think the first couple of months of our former landlady's free tenancy is going to pass very quickly with little time for resentment.
We'll have state and local representatives, RCAP and ROC-USA people, assorted bankers and the Press at the ceremony when we unveil the new Park name on our repainted sign. Got to make the Park presentable now! I'm helping organize the cleanup and I've promised mine will be the first name on the work party list. Walked the grounds today and estimated how much junk is on yards and decks--tried to imagine how much more might be inside the homes. Weighing big one-day dumpster versus awarding a year's dump sticker by lottery to a resident with a pickup, conditional upon availability to do a regular or as-needed Saturday dump run to assist residents with disposal of the kind of stuff that tends to pile up on yards and decks. Got to work on getting them to get rid of the unregistered/uninspected vehicles hogging parking spaces and creating eyesores. Our rules give them two months before we tow and charge for it. Doubt we'll go two months before having our big celebration, so that option won't do for this. Gotta wheedle and cajole, butter them up a little. Pretty please, O PLEEEEEZE won't you be a sweet sweet person and get rid of the junker so The Honorable What's-His-Name won't see it? Flowers! Gotta plant some flowers! Well, some of us always do. My deck is always colorful. Want to spread that around this year. We're sending the message outward as well as to each other--this is NOT going to be the same old "trailer park" ever again! Cookout! We'll be organizing one of those for that red letter day, too. And this is all on top of the organizational stuff of running this machine. I think we're going with a management company. The nonprofit that helped us strongly recommends that. We're budgeted for it. Then there's the beginning of sizing up the first of our budgeted infrastructure projects--fixing the water system. And we have to start the grant application process for projects down the line. We're gonna be so busy, we'll hardly notice our old nemesis is there. She and her best buddy next door have been making themselves scarce in the select little compound they spent decades building around themselves and I've been thinking of them as our resident deposed Romanovs. It's probably a good thing for them my imagination is one of few here inspired by morbid history; no one but Alyn is likely to have a clue when I propose we rename the big garage "Ipatiev House." |
