YOu may look at this lady and think, gee, what a sweet smile she has...she seems kind and gentle. I'd like to get to know her better!

Word to the wise. Don't be fooled.

I met Suzane back in my wrestling days (she went by "Slammer" back then). We were a couple of two-bit hustlers in a travelling side show. Slammer spent most of her days pumpin iron and come nightfall she'd load up on crystal meth and kick the shit out of any poor schmuck stupid enough to get on stage with her.

I'm just sayin, when the shit goes down, you best be on her side...or at least have a full liquor cabinet. Serious as a goddam heartattack.