Ohayo GOzai-fuckin-MAS!!

Moo ichi do onegai shimasu...

Ohayo GOzai-fuckin-MAS!

That's right, Nematte jya nai yo!

Ug, so now my body wants to go back to two sleepy times per day...
...whereas, yesterday i took a nap and accidentally dissed my work out partner, Dion... and then I was awake from 10:30p - 2:30a... and then fell back asleep at 3:00a-6:0oa, when Patti, my housemate and I were woken up by the pee gods. I won the race though, ho ho!

Well, that's useless information... unless you are one of those doctors who studies sleep...

...the other part of the useless information is that i have decided that Sex-mochine Brown is going full on cellibant (or is it celibate)... it's been a while since i've gone a month without sex.. and so i decided that i'm going to at least try that, if not go on longer...

...and i wish people would understand that i'm doing this for myself, and not because i'm rejecting anyone (i think one woman and three men feel dissed .. and i hope they don't)... trust me, i still find all you beautiful menz and womenz attractive... i just think that the sex of 2005 really clouded my brain and took up quite a bit of my time... so, to take away from clouds, i have added limited substance abuse... and a disciplined work out schedule..

i'm on a mission to figure out what to do after i get outta portland...
...and i'm thinking if i take 17 credit hours this term, that it might help...

-modern art history, pt. 2
-modern japanese art history
-east asian prehistory
-intermediate printmaking
-tai chi: saber (that's right i can swing a fake sword around and meditate at the same time bitches!! WERD!)

On top of this, I am going to search for a part time job, although "artist" seems to work for now... and I'm going to take Leila's idea a step further and I'm going to experiment with doing hipster portraits (and my addition is going to be pet/companion portraiture) on velvet. How hard could that be?
While in the south, though, I was commisioned to do a pet portrait painting (i'm thinking it should be in acrylics and no velvet) of the alien cat, Lucy (with an actual strand of real pearls around her neck), for about 500 smackeroos with a potential bonus... that's rent baby!!

Another bonus is that I DID pay for Jan. rent and that the Nerdery hasn't paid me for my graveyard vampire shifts i did during the tenth week and during finals week of school... so that's another 550 duckets in my pocket.. fuck yah!

Look who is the minimum wage sugar daddy now...

so to top the art endeavors, i have set a goal to write a research paper a week, return to my studies of japanese, write a song a week, and create a work of art a week (which will be covered in my intermediate printmaking class--killing two birds with one stone)...

oh snap, that reminds me.. i need to finish up my research project for the art museum!! AND write to my host family in Japan...

ok, well, i think i just ended this bloggity blog...
...and thanks for being part of my boring planning session for 2006...
...now i must fight this rain off with coffee and get to werk!!

oh, can someone explain how to put pretty pictures up on this blog.. i can do it on tribe.net.. but not here...

...and i thought myspace was supposed to be the shit?!?...

...is there a Bloggin' For Dummies book someone can loan me?

needless to say, it's been a while since my last journal...

...and needless to say, much has happened...

all of which i can't explain right now.. because i have been analyzing it, because that is in my nature... and also, because it is a lot that occurred and a lot to process...

but i will say this, i am transforming...
again...

to go on a tangent, i had the pleasure to enjoy some night sky without too much atmospheric light reflection interference... and enjoy environments that i miss.. i gazed upon stars and thought of souls that mean much in my life...
...i recounted various theories i used to have on non-earthly realms and theories of stars and their gifts...

... i reunited myself with friends that i don't get to share time with as often as i would like... and i am about to plan the future, since my time in portland is rolling towards a wrap-up...

... i realized how much my life is dependent on support of people in realistic as well as virtual realms... i still find it interesting that there are some people i only know exist because of electronic exchange...

...i could just as well make these people up in my head...

maybe i should make a fake set of blogs of people i don't know... or people i know electronically only and have pics of... and steal identities... and rape villages... and plunder booty... and take over the Virgo Star Cluster.....

MuhahahahahhahAHaHaHaHAHAHAHaHa
[that's maniacal laughter]

...which brings me to my second tangent:


Number 2:

Ni tangento:

So, on Saturday I went to the Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI)
with some ala-peeps... i even took a few pictures (which I found out i wasn't supposed to do.. oops.. me so sorry... i heart my camera)...

$14.50 to go check out random things and relive my gradeschool to high school science experiments...

what i thought was interesting was teaching safe sex to 4 years olds...

well that, and the fetus room..

and drunk pac man...

...and the static electricity van de graff generator...

...and the stop animation thang...

...and the men's bathroom...

...and the planetarium!

The planetarium is wonderful... instead of looking at planets via that boring old sky... one can watch a 360 degree view movie with science special effects and narrations by tom hanks...

they dont allow cameras though...
sorry picture takers!!

the movie was sorta made like it was part of the "no child left behind" program...

the movie glossed over a few things or maybe just forgot a few things:
like mercury and venus don't exist in our solar system... nor is there a huge asteroid belt in between jupiter and mars... nor does it include my theory (from a long time ago) of life giving stars, where it's the composition of the star and it's dust pull that determine life on planets, and that the planets exist on planetary cycles...

TANGENT 3 (the star-planet theory i had about our solar system in my early teens):

as in our star cluster, we have a minor heated satellite core that has an atmosphere, limited chemical periodic table from star dust expelled from the main sun[mercury]; which, over time, loses its drag from the sun, expanding outwards and gains more space dust within the atmosphere which pushes the star dust down to the ground, its distance causes cooling, various gas formations occur, more elements are accessible, and liquids become present [venus]; then as it expands outwards (for our star, at least), at the third stage, it has the capability to have a further expanded element table to furthest potential, further expanded resources, and a chance for animated organisms which recylce elements (and organisms with an expanded mind that creates... in our case we progress to technology in out system...), this is the stage of beauty [earth]; then, the organisms decrease as the planet expands further and as technology become less wanted and needed due to resource depletion, the land masses churn, the water evaporates, and all that is left is bits of silicon and rust as a crusty reminder that the life this star can provide will cease, it remains dormant waiting for the asteroid belt to transform it [mars]; the asteroid belt pummels the planet back into star dust, but the atmosphere expands, leaving a core with only violent moving stardust in gaseous form cased within this expanded atmosphere, giving the planet great gravity [jupiter], and as the planet cools from the expansion, ice rings form and the planet begins to condense [saturn], the ice rings get pulled into the atmosphere and the extrenal star dust becomes internal again, and the great distance from the sun and temperature change condenses the planet and the element field, still with a faint core [neptune], then the planet dies and the sun's pull still exists but it is faint [pluto]

well, that's a summary of it i suppose...

back to TANGENT 2:

so there i sat, in the film screen planetarium, listening to tom hanks tell me about where we were in space -- earth, solar system, milky way, virgo star cluster, observable space...

i really had expected a little more form the presentation, but i was reminded that its age range probably is for 3-death. the effects were interesting at least... and the most important thing was that i didn't turn on my camera, and that i didn't disappear in the dark void known as the OMSI planetarium...

more importantly i got hang with friends and then visit two of my friends who are recovering from joining up with the broken foot club... which i joined as a member in 2001, i beleive (thank you big, drunk damian)

Well, per request of Terry, I will make (or try to attempt) a short blog....

Hi, I'm Jeff Brown... I'm in Austin, TX and I just got done eating sushi at Uchi and got coffee, and I just took a shit. AND it's Leila's birthday...

Dbdedbebdbebdbebd That's all folks!

Ok, way much more has happened than that actually..

but I think I will catch everyone up when I return to Portlandia... in Oregon...
which is where Terry doesn't live...

...but I shall see soon in April (I hope)...

Well, I guess today's topic is about yoga, which Shaka presented to me as a gift... I felt slightly awkward at first, but it was a positive experience....
... and now i know about the upward dog and the downward dog... fuck yah!

I stretched, I drooled, I cried... it was sorta like playing in Middle School Band in Fairhope, AL.

I would go on further, but Leila is ret to go to karaoke..

so I leave on these final werds...

"I'm a super star in a super star machine... takin it to the streets...

EMOTION LOTION!!"

Well, my last bloggity blog was in Portland, OR...

...but guess what...

I'm in muthafukin Fairhope, AL... can I get a what-what?!

And pardon the delay in bloggin, but I have been without time to do so lately...

but quite a bit has happened... highlights are:

- I saw Terry for the last time in Oregon (not really a highlight, but it happened... I will be happy when we get to hang again because I miss him a lot!!).

- I was offered $800 to skip out on two flights by Delta.

- I did a mountain of free blow provided by Globa-Chem, via a gent named Dave in a hotel provided by Delta.

- I made a fresh waffle at this hotel, plus ate at Waffle House.

- Logie picked me up at Pensacola Airport, we drove at speeds past 100 miles per hour, and bought about $100 worth of fireworks together at the largest fireworks outlet in the U.S. of muthafuckin A.

- I hung out with a bunch of friends...

- I hung out with my mother...

- I was told I'm cute and I look like Jesus by a hot dark skinned gent who evidently wants to get my pants off of me...

- I got a redneck to bitch me and my friends out for our fireworks display.

- Netflix sent me my discs.

- I was really buzzed offa booze and traded gifts, like we do around midnight on Baby Jesus' Birthday Celebration...

- My mom really liked her gifts... and this is the first year I'm not exchanging any clothes...

- Phew, now I'm ready for a nap!!

But back to lookin like Jesus...

So, I'm wondering that if it hadn't been for the myriad of depictions of Jesus Christ (supposedly a REALLY great guy and really cool), well, (not to sound vain) but would I be as attractive to people without my long hair, smile, beard, and this nasty stigmata i have on/in my hands, and halo glow, and ability to turn water into wine?

Well, I'm not sure...
...but I am sure of this...

A: People say that I look like Jesus a lot.
B: People say I'm attractive.
C: I do have a halo glow.
D: I'm hung like Jesus Christ (although Terry is MORE hung like him).
E: I'm attracted to people of color.
F: Thanks to Dan Brown's novels I think I'm part of the imaginary blood line of Christ.
G: Although 99% nice, I can be a dick at times.
H: My mother's middle name is Marie.
I: My GPA is about a solid 3.75.
J: My name starts with a "J".
K: I was betrayed once by Judas.
L: Ok, that was a lie.. I don't even know a Judas.
M: I ate at Olive Garden, where everyone feels like family.
N: I felt dirty when I was having naughty incestuous thoughts about some of my Olive Garden family... and in front of my real mother, no less.
O: I am really happy to be in Fairhope, AL visiting.
P: Patriotism, Pepper, Posture, and Pteradactyl, another cool word that starts with "P".

Ok, I think I proved my point...

Gay men and straight women flirt with me because I look like Jesus Christ and am decently endowed.

Have a fairy blissmas everyone...
I'm gonna take a nap!

ok, well, i'm sure i'll add more to this.. but i have to go pick up a friend from the airport in a little bit.. and i sorta am on a time schedule...

although, thanks to talking with my mom, i found out that i am, in fact, NOT leaving for alabama tomorrow.. and i am actually leaving on thursday morning... which actually might be when my friend (who is dreadlocked, not wiccan, and has a decent sized penis) who i'm picking up is leaving...

how coincidental...

in the meanwhile, i'm trying to find a ride down south for another friend, and if anyone is going towards wolf creek or even to eugene, or further... please lemme know...

...on another note,

it fucking snowed yesterday.. and my joy, Fudo Meow, was playing in the snow and made me glow and smile watching his amusement...

the snow was beautiful, and it gave me a chance to actually have a longer and better evening with terry... and i actually stayed awake until 11:30pm..

i'm gonna break this grandpa sleeping cycle goddammit!!!

unfortunately, my losing streak with my friends getting dissed because of my irratic sleep schedule (it's happend like 4 times this week now!!) occured because my ex, lee, really wanted to talk to me last night, and i didn't get a chance to call him back in between him calling while i was hangin with terry.. going to have beverages with terry... and ended up me passing out watching FRIENDS (of all the fucking things) with my housemate patti..

it is her crack... and it was mildly entertaining..

i did get patti to puff on a joint..

and as a result the fucking place was CLEAN!!

i should get her stoned more often...

it's amazing..

the carpet cleaners are coming at 10.. things seem to be back in order (i feel like such a retarded time lord for getting my itinerary from last year jumbled with the one from this year... DOH!)...

...and now i must finish the final touches of organizing a room..

...and i have this weird feeling i'm going to get a call from the aforementioned dreadlocked wiccan with a short and sweet penis (maybe it's changed it's been a while since i've encountered it) today...

i think my place in the universe is shifting for the better...

that's some good shit, M-A-h-N!