Fri, March 14, 2008 - 8:26 AM
If you ever become a LEGEND, there are a few drawbacks. You have to be old, and have spent enough time with a certain group of people for them to consider you one. Your groupies will call you an old fart to your face, and when that happens it's time to start living as a LEGEND or reinvent yourself.

On the upside side you are different, and memorable.

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Fri, March 14, 2008 - 3:52 PM
note: often neglected mention of various legend side-effects
1. stories circulate of all sorts of debauchery that you clearly remember not being part of
2. ditto for stories of behaviour, attitude and general philosophy [oftentimes decided on by the starry-teller. yes, i said starry]
3. somehow you're an excuse and a reason for any and all types of mayhem
4. you may also notice some people think you're dead
5. scrambling crowds of well-wishers form at social engagements
6. you never pay for ANYTHING again

solutions to 4 + 5 : find a couple dopplegangers
there are no solutions to 1 -3 : suck it up, rockstar!!!!
as for 6, YAY!!!!!!