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Jeremy

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joined on 03/28/05
last updated 02/01/08
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April 9, 2008
ahhhh jeremy here goes:
first off, after reading all your shite, i now clearly understand why my heart clings to you dearly…
as for the fucker drinks, well, let a little tavern wench have at it: (i WILL be coming up with the perrrrrfect fucker drink recipe by this saturday for the digital signature party…)
there’s sex on the beach, of course,
sex on a pool table
sex in a dirty garage
sex in the laundry room
sex with a dead german rock star
sex on the floor
sex in a bubblegum factory
sex with an alligator
sex on my face
sex on my tongue
sex on the slopes
sex with a shark
good god, this could go on forever, BUT
my fave of course is
sex with the bartender, which, apparently, is to be garnished with cash, sports cars, or other expensive gifts… har!
Unsu...
 
December 2, 2005
Oh Trapper Keeper ~ you are so yummy! In another life I followed you around like a puppy dog with my tongue hanging out and you loved every minute of it ~ don't be embarassed my husband and soul-mate knows I think you are toooo cute for words so I'm left ~ speechless ~ over my "never" sarcastic friend trapper that I have an endless desire to make sure, falls in love with a woman worthy of his presence, his heart, his mind and all his other attributes I have yet to discover or realize.

How do I feel about Jeremy? Weak in the Knees!
September 24, 2005
yeeeeay!
happy birthday!

:)
July 21, 2005
this guy is one fly mofo with serious jedi power...tho it saddens me that he doesnt believe me when i tell him there is still hope & that there might really be a sequel to 'tango & cash'.. maybe a few more gin and tonics, eh?
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Dr. Hoffman assisted this flight, and was it ever colorful!!!
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about me
I'm a sucker for balance. I guess it's cuz I'm a libra. But maybe not. I mean, how much does the zodiac really have to say? What bearing would it have on an amnesiac? Anyway I do notice that I consciously and unconsciously act out in favor of balance. This is as you might expect a curse of a blessing. If everyone is pissing and moaning, I tend to try and wax some bright side ass, but if everythings coming up roses it's not beyond me to doom and gloom the room into the proverbial turd in the punch bowl. I also like the idea of planning my retirement. I look at age 60 in my future as the time when I will open up a florist shop and import fine flowers for the elite flower buyers and arrange them for all occasions. All this while nursing a well planned opiate addiction that I'm saving just for that time. Not now though, got too much shit to do. I do love you and hope whoever's reading this gets everything they are looking for.
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describe the bribe it would take to make tribe
my number one again, fun again, oh imbibe
ME with the interweb magic
it's turned tragic
laggin behind twitter book
you really must take a look...

no mobile application for blackberry infatuation
poor vid hosting for ocular stimulation
stacking links is unsightly
or else i just might be
virtually chiefin, but instead i'm just beefin'
cuz tribe, you're last era's queefin
i'm seething at what could have been
breathing the next gen a... read more
Mon, September 7, 2009 - 2:39 AM permalink - 2 comments
 
***warning: what follows is self absorbed rambling and that's why it's in my blog. if you don't want to hear me whine, leave now. but if you get to the end of it and still resent my selfish rave, fuck you. it's my blog. have a wonderful day!


I've noticed the people that I cherish most in life have this joy-in-spite-of-it-all kind of attitude. I don't have that attitude. I've tried to adopt it, but feel myself acting too much. I've thought many times about living monastically and on the s... read more
Wed, June 24, 2009 - 6:40 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
i've always been a big tennis fan. i was lucky enough to once sit court side for an Agassi-Sampras match in their primes. it was awesome. i've always been a fan of lovely women. i've been lucky enough to win, lose, draw, and spectate the game with my fair share so far, still hungry for much more. if only i could combine these two into one chance with this one above, my life would be complete. she has so much game.

oh god, i know you will prepare our paths to give Ana Ivanovic the opportun... read more
Mon, June 1, 2009 - 10:49 PM permalink - 2 comments
 
It's been a tough road for a team that was expected to breeze through to the championship, but my Lakers are on their way to another title! 4 more wins til' champagne time. Go Lakers!
Sat, May 30, 2009 - 1:58 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
I've found the window I need to let myself move where I intended last year. I'm leaving June 19th for my move to maui and looking forward to reuniting with family and friends there con mucho gusto. Now not only do you have Big John to come visit there but my big headed ass too! I leave the day after the latest possible date for the NBA Finals game 7. That way I can leave after getting DOWN to another Lakers Championship!
Sun, April 26, 2009 - 8:25 PM permalink - 5 comments
 
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