(((i'll be your))) freak-a-zoid/...

wonderful, wonderful world of art

bunniluvin — Fri, 31 Aug 2007 02:21:10 GMT

Q: What is the highest price paid for a piece of contemporary art? A: $100 million for this charming cast platinum and diamond encrusted skull by damien hirst. As one of the "bad boys" of british art, he is known for controversial works and expensive price tags. This was recently bought at auction by an investment group who plan to showcase it around the world. The skull was cast from an 18th century european man and uses his actual teeth. it's also a tribute to similar bejeweled skulls made by the aztecs.

jesus did it anyway/r.i.p. tammy faye

bunniluvin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:59:56 GMT

...Sometimes mistakenly attributed to being written by mother teresa, "the paradoxical commandments" were in fact written by a 19 -year old college student named Kent Keith in 1968, the summer of what? you can buy them in book form, but i will give them to u for FREE right here, right now. war is over if u want.... the original paradoxical commandments: 1. people are illogical, unreasonable, self-centered. love them anyway. 2. if u do good, people will accuse u of selfish ulterior motives. do good anyway. 3. if u r successful, u will win false friends + true enemies. succeed anyway. 4. the good u do today will b forgotten tomorrow. do good anyway. 5. honesty + frankness make u vulnerable. be honest + frank anyway. 6. the biggest persuns can be shot down by the smallest persuns. think big anyway. 7. people favor underdogs, but only follow top dogs. fight for the underdog anyway. 8. what u spend years building may be destroyed overnite. build anyway. 9. people really need help but may attack u if u do help them (iraq?) help people anyway. 10. (whew!) give the world yr best, get kicked in teeth. give the world yr best anyway... i LOVE quasi-inspirational booshoo like this. pls note this is an edited version of said commandments. i think the first few are actually really good advice, but they're really stretching towards the end to make it an even 10. if this list doesnt help or motivate, please seek treatment outside the self-help aisle.

r.i.p. tammy faye messner/"original paradox"

bunniluvin — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:38:08 GMT

i was saddened and shocked to hear the news of tammy faye's leaving of this mortal coil. i was really shocked that she went on t.v. looking as sickly and near-death as she did. she died just hours after her larry king taping. her message, atleast aside from showing what her media-whore corpse would look like, was that its possible to remain positive and peaceful in the face of adversity and death. she said she believed she was going "straight to heaven". (she would have to say "straight". ) i believe she is there now. and no i haven't tried to contact her yet, but i will. give her a little chance to settle in... i found it so odd that she recently became a gay icon and really reached out to aids patients and drag queens alike. she was showing "acceptance" and i admire her for that. i've also admired her so much throughout the years for her appearance. she was verrry unique and had her own way she wanted to present herself, in spite of what other people might have said. truly, truly the definition of iconoclast.

for those about to Pop...

bunniluvin — Sat, 28 Jul 2007 23:34:17 GMT

... we salute u!!!!! for those who have been waiting breathlessly for news on the SPICE GIRLS REUNION TOUR, wait no more!!! the dates have been announced and the whole dam world will be victim to the strains of "wannabe" and "spice up your life" again . im so excited! and encouraged, because no matter how much of a sell-out you are at the beginning, theres always a "reunion" or even a "farewell" to tack onto the end to rake in sum xxx-tra ca$h! sure its good for the pocketbooks, as each spice girl is reported to walkaway with $10 mil. but its even better for the fans, who they are "doing it for" in the first place. the tour will also be a re-union of other sorts as ginger will be perfoming with the group as well. do you remember the outcry and backlash when she abandoned the group on their last world tour? i guess everything has been smoothed over and the road is clear for more spicey-ness. They're playing in San Jose on December 4th, 2007. I know its a fantasy to even entertain thoughts of anyone wanting to haul their cookies down there w/ me for the show, but get in touch if u do..... remember: SPICE UP YR LIFE!!! ......... .......... ......... "friendship never endz" xxx

"boners for everyone"

bunniluvin — Fri, 20 Jul 2007 00:22:23 GMT

this is an entry from my personal diary, dated sept. ninth, in the year of our lord, 2005. almost 2 whole years ago. Wow!!! : "boners for everyone" holy, holy! today was the folsom stink faire. hallelujah. between today and yesterdays love parade, i cant remember when i've seen so many HOT MEN. i am so hyped off the man-energy at both events! I <3 san francisco!!!!!! still!!!!! so u see, i've been boy crazy for sometime now. im sharing this entry with you, my public because i would rather be here with u than anywhere else on earth... i mean to show how deep i truly am. pretty deep .

sitting on top of the world (remix)

bunniluvin — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:26:27 GMT

************sum people say that i am not the same they think that im in my own world what makes them think that i have changed? a lil' doe cannot erase my problems me like u, i have to try and solve them yes everything is quite the same *sitting on top of the world, that's not so everybody changes, let it go sitting on top of the world, just one tryin to live my life, sitting on top doin what i like!!! (back in the days when i wuz yung im not a kid anymore... but some days i wish i wuz a kidd agin) i wonder why its often said my lifes a "faerie tale" and everything is so right i wish that u could no the truth. my life is real, please dont get it twisted problemz the same, gotta bee dealt with i wish that u could know the truth.... sitting on top of the world, boy thats not so everybody should just let it go.....***.>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> c. 1998 by r. jerkins, b. norwood, et. al...

please enjoy::: planet unicorn 3

bunniluvin — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 18:47:13 GMT

if i had 3 wishes....one would 4 sho be: "a planet full of unicorns"....and a spider kitty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhkJqsA_zJQ

madonna gets all beatlesesque

bunniluvin — Tue, 10 Jul 2007 00:35:22 GMT

i've recently returned from the hinterlands and boy are my arms tired! hahahahahaha!!!! hardeeharharhahrhahrhhhhharrrr!!!!! whatever. if by chance you've missed it, there was an enormous pop concert this past weekend ALL OVER the dam world. i think you'll recall my telling yu about it not that long ago. due to my travel schedule i could only catch a few minutes of shakira(bitch) singing her froggy little heart out. not a big fan. but i do love me sum madonna. madonna has gone into a very deep moment. shes all "man in the mirror" and shit. her new song "HEY YOU" has an official video. (see below) and just like michael jackson before her, madonna does not actually appear in said video. the concept is basically no concept. just pictures of the world and how awful it is. very katrina and starving orphans stuff. not too heavy, madonna!!!! she actually performed the song at the london live earth concert scenario. it's amazing that madonna has gotten all beatlesesque and john lennon-y. the song even has this one psychedelic breakdown. no wonder: its also produced by pharrell w. its good, but w/ the video its a bit tooooooo long but i wish i had been at the concert!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEibbBPrfxU

Wonderful World of Art agin

bunniluvin — Mon, 09 Jul 2007 21:20:02 GMT

1967>>>>>>>>"Summer of Love">>>>>>>>>>>"Cultural Revolution">>>>>>>>>>2007=40th Anniversary...//////////...... in honour of the many interesting and amazing occurances of the late 1960's, i present from the Sept. 14th, 1968 edition of rolling stone magazine: a description of an artwork by John Lennon and Yoko Ono. "John by Yoko - Yoko by John is now in a garden outside Coventry Cathedral <luv that name> in England. The exhibit consists of 2 acorns, planted in white pots, buried in the center of an iron seat around which people watch and feel things growing." I, for one, am all for watching and "feeling things growing". ALL for it. Trippy, man......:)))))))))))))));D!!!!

*verbal/nonverbal communication skillz

bunniluvin — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 18:25:35 GMT

"I can say anything I want to with my eyes!" -- gloria swanson as ms. norma desmond in the classic motion picture entertainment: "Sunset Boulevard" 1950 USA Black+White**************************************************** An awful lott of u wont beelieve me, but I'm learning slowly but yes shirley, (I mean surely.... ) to NOT say every dam little ole thingy that cums in2 my mind. I have verrry little left, anywayz. I've been giving people a "piece of my mind" for so long now, not much is left for myself. Sad. You see, im so giving. Im so so giving. Im a giver. Alwayz giving. giving . Giving. giving. Giving til it hurts or i hurt whichever cums first....

wonderful world of art

bunniluvin — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 16:57:35 GMT

Im all about the hot "issue oriented" artworks these daze. Daniel Edwards is one of my favorite sculptors out there. and by 'out there', i do mean OUT THERE. i only hope he's cute and GAY. anywayz....you may remember his other famous work i discussed here a while ago. He's responsible for the britney spears giving birth sculpt. Now he's taken on underage drinking/irresponsible -decadent behaviour. "Paris' Autopsy" is a breath taking study of a nude, laid out, presumably dead Paris hilton. Her 'innards' are removeable and also include a cute lil fetus!!! Also lovingly depicted is Paris' pet chihuahua tinkerbell. The dog either is dancing for joy or trying to revive his tiara wearing human. Sign me up for Daniel's fan club and if anyone feels like getting me an expensive trinket, please pick up this statue for me. i also accept cash. luv, Bunni. xxx

where's yr dignity???/

bunniluvin — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 00:22:44 GMT

i think u lost it in the hollywood hills/ pick it up! teen vogue june/july 2007 these kids have to wait 2!!!! months for the next one maybe this will tyde u over.... "my mom called the cops because she didnt know what to do." one teen vogue reader confesses. i know how she feelz, unfortunately. i also know how ALOT of other "celebutards" feel and i can tell you, its MUCH harder w/ the papparazzi watching u everyday. COMING CLEAN>>>>>> dear diary ( a rehab journal) HOT TOPIC: RE HAB PARTY ON TEEN VOGUE...>>>>>> * all illustrated w/ fabulous full-length photographs of miss lindsay lohanin full regalia. yung hollywood/ its obsession with all things Lohan. "Clubbing before rehab", she's verrry verry obviously wasted, a tad conservative with hair back and minimalist accessories and all neutral tones. even the hair. "Clubbing after rehab" she's looking funkier. the hair bleached blonde w/ streaks. rockn'rollin hair. definitely a much more determined look on her face. She is serious NOW!!! go 'head Lindsay!!!! itz yr birthday!!!!! Do it Girlll!!!!!!!

Wonderful World of Art

bunniluvin — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:55:37 GMT

You MUST check out this artist I just became aware of. His name is Willard Wigan ( www.willard-wigan.com ) and he's from merrie olde england. He is a "micro-sculptor".. . please take a moment to enjoy his unique perspective and time consuming labor. This is just one example of many micro-scuptures he has created. Patience is a virtue and this guy has A LOT> i'd love to comission him. check it out!

w/ luv

bunniluvin — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 19:25:05 GMT

i dont mind u telling me whats been on yr mind lately i dont mind u speaking up/// i know sometimes i can bee all wrapped up and in2 meee i can be in such a rush....// just slow me down///// you're the 1 who keeps mee on the ground/ *baby u could be tuff say 'enuff is enuff' you could even bee BLUNT just do it w/ luv... tell me im wrong that im cummin on way 2 strong dont hink ill bee crushed just do it w/ luv..... i can take yr honesty all yr words were heavenly listen 2u all the time i wanna bee there 4 u the way u been there 4 mee u alwayz help me walk the line/// *baby u could be tuff...... just DO IT W? LUV LUV LUV ??????? /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////!!! c.2007 by hilary duff, et al. ..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhgLoanz164

Happy Pride Week Every1 !!!!

bunniluvin — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:21:35 GMT

For the Homosexually impaired, this week marks the beginning of San Francisco PRIDE week. The week will culminate in a bacchanallian parade, street party, and more controlled substances than you can shake a dik at. And sum have shaken an awful lot...... have fun, be safe and for the love of god, Spice up your lives, people!!!! luv, Bunni.

Pride Not Prejudice

bunniluvin — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:15:01 GMT

Like the old commercial goes, membership does have its privliges. Just ask any of the members of the San Francisco Pride Board. A couple years ago i was under the WRONG impression. PROBLEM!!! I thought that when the board calls for festival themes from the GENERAL public, that a member of the GENERAL public would actually have a shot at "winning" . ( and as you know I'm a BIG winner...) Au contraire, my amigos. I came up with a FABULOUS entry for consideration and presented it to them. It finally came down to 2 entries: MINE and some nobodies stupid suggestion which they actually VOTED on before us in a goddam runoff. What ever happend to ranked choice???? Not here, sweethearts. I can tell u that. Anyway, the long and short of it is, the LESS good entry WON, but guess what? This person was/is on the Pride board. I AM NOT. Big surprise, dummies. I was actually told "We'll get you to be on the (pride) board yet." Fat Chance, looosers!!!! Fuk it. I dont even care about participating this year. Im Mad as Hell. and guess what? Im NOt gonna take it!!!!!!! RYAN WHITE CUTS = DEATH. cmon yeah!!! xxx

HELP Britney name her new album!

bunniluvin — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:27:42 GMT

Well, apparently Britney needs more help from us than any of us realized. I would have been there to shave her head goddammit, if she needed me. whatever she needs, Im there. 'Cause god knows she's been there for us. always giving. not yet a girl and not yet a woman. Now if u check out her official site www.britneyspears.com you will be prompted to choose from the following possible titles: "Omg Is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like" "What If The Joke Is On You" "down boy" "integrity" "dignity" Im not really sure what's going on with all this...."Dignity" is hilary duff's new album. i vote "All of the Above", or "As Above So Below". Or hows about "Character" ? (look up that word. one of my faves....) We all need a little hlep to get buy "Sometimes..."

media watch, agin

bunniluvin — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:53:43 GMT

i would definitely PREFER brit's version of whats been happening lately. but what i think is more important is the blurb at the bottom about all of paris' questions being answered or something. i bet that was fast.

media watch

bunniluvin — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 22:50:19 GMT

from the Advocate: in the May 22 issue, they asked "How would you deal w/ a friend who seemed unstable?" The key word, i believe is "friend". Thats just me though. the results: 87% = have sit-down w/ him/her 2% = talk to their family 9% = perform intervention 2% = contact professional i can honestly tell you in my not too distant bouts with "instability" (what am i a picnic table?) NOBODY did ANY of the aforementioned things for me. #1 woulda been nice. What they did do is another entry altogether..... stay tuned...... xxx

how i feel... .agin

bunniluvin — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:09:24 GMT

hot summer streets and the pavements are burning i sit around////// trying to smile but air is so heavy + dry//// strange voices are saying/////////////////////// what did they say? things i cant understand its too close for comfort this heat has got right out of hand>>> itz a cruel CRUEL summer leaving me here on my own its a cruel Cruel summer now you've gone...... the City is crowded my "friends" are "away" and im on my own///// itz 2 hot to handle so i gotta get UP + GO itz a cruel................................. repeat chorus ... til fade. c. 1985 by keren, sarah, and siobhan, bananarama!

my penmanship

bunniluvin — Sat, 16 Jun 2007 17:00:47 GMT

is impeccable. ( my dictation is flwls, but i digress...) It's important for ME to have legible handwriting 'cause I really really hate it when i cant even read someone else's serial killer scratchingz. You see, I want to be the CHANGE i want to see in the world. Who was it that said that? somebody great. and I also don't want to subject people to what I would not be willing to experience my self. I beleive this is what is known as "doing unto your neighbor" or "doing your neighbor" or something. A/k/a: the Golden Rule. ......

summerofluvluvluv

bunniluvin — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 19:41:47 GMT

im inluv w/a luvluvluv while every1 transcends herre im thinkin of u luv energy iz giving us a shot im in luv w/ aluv luv luv.. . the b-52's 1989? remember when....?

media watch

bunniluvin — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:43:33 GMT

from the village voice 5/23/2007 la dolce....tonys....nxt yrz muzicls......wait for it.... "Xanadu" an "intentionally funny" version of the 1980 Olivia Neutron-bomb "Xanadu". Prod Douglas Carter Bean (do you LOVE his name enuff???) says, "Your head will explode." (it better....) "We just had the 62 mirror ballz descend for the finale. And it's very precise. 'I want them to come down on the du. not the Xa, or the na.'" Well ok 4 U.... hi livvy!!!! xxxx

itz meeee b@tches!

bunniluvin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:40:24 GMT

oh, you mad 'cause I'm stylin on you

newzflash! 4 homos/moviebuffs!!!!!

bunniluvin — Wed, 13 Jun 2007 17:33:21 GMT

"The Women" is being remade bu y diane english. She created Murphy Brown on tv back in the day. Interestingly enuff, murphy herself, Candice Bergen ("Knock Wood") is playing Catherine Frazier, or the Main Character's Mother. Charming. Meg Ryan will play Mary Haines aka the Main Character. the whole dam movie revolves around this tired whore. i hope she can lay off the botox and collagen long enuff to squeeze out a tear, i mean decent performance. I make no bones about it: I HATE meg ryan. smegma ryan. i always have. and who the fuk told ANYBODY Eva Mendes could even hold a candle to Joan Crawford??? as Crystal Allen <3 Who ever ever ever ever could? Should be inneresting....The winner best choice is Annette Bening as Sylvie Fowler. this part requires some real acting. She is amazing and should absolutely shine and steal the whole dam movie. I CANNOT wait 4 it!!!! (screams of anticipation)