Male

45

If you managed to read through my boring interests, you pretty much would have learned the all the general use bits. However, considering that I’ve been accused of never turning down an opportunity to talk about myself.... I’m practically an orphan. Worse, I suffer from terminal Napoleon Complex. Perhaps that’s why I can't seem to leave well enough alone and, unjustly, have been likened to a nipping Chihuahua. (How dare they!) I am a proud Canucklehead billyboy by birth, but more importantly, I love good food. I love road trips, too, and once forgot to go back to Canada. I really like to read a lot, keep a dictionary close by, and think that my partner would be near perfect if only he would come to his senses and appreciate the comma for what it is - an organization tool of the highest order, simplest function, and humblest comfort. I suppose you could say that I appreciate efficiency, organization, common sense, rigorous fairness, and firmly believe that spontaneity has its time and place. I like to play regularly scheduled board games (at least I used to) and love to cook, and eat, simple foods. Oh, and I love the way the word crap just rolls off the tongue so beautifully.