when asked, "what do you do?", I say:
I'm a photographer and a fire spinner. I play a didgeridoo, and speak french. I do tumbling, trampoline and play in a volleyball league. I host a monthly art gallery at my house. invariably, people look a little confused and tell me they meant my occupation for money. I ask them if that's what they really want to talk about...
if you know who theodor geisel is, email me. that makes you cool. email me anyway. I like strangers.
my apartment is named rue moutarde. my monthly art gallery is named gallery moutarde. my mustard refrigerator is named frigo moutarde.
I've never had a cavity. I don't get sick. I'm not allergic to anything. I've never gotten a brain freeze (though I've tried). I don't get headaches. but my shoulder dislocates from time to time.
I always wear mis-matched socks.
I play sgt luther robinson in <a href="
www.rainbowcarnage.org"> rainbow carnage</a>, a <a href="
sins.la">rocky horror</a> shadowcast style live production of <a href="
www.get-hed.com">hedwig and the angry inch</a>.
I take a lot of pictures.
I chew a lot of gum.
I have over 100 containers of mustard in frigo moutarde.
I travel a lot. particularly to new york and france.
I have a subscription to the <a href="
www.weeklyworldnews.com">weekly world news</a>.
I don't capitalize when I type. except for I. I really don't know why I capitalize I. I don't do it consciously.
I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
I have never been accosted to buy girl scout cookies.
<a href="
www.bobafett.net/pictures/...v">to the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal</a>
"a person should not believe in an ism. he should believe in himself. I quote john lennon, 'I don't believe in beatles. I just believe in me.' a good point there. after all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus."
"Your livejournal entries exhaust me. :)"
<a href="
www.livejournal.com/users/da...eriously, check out dan501, he's a bohemian super human."</a>
<a href="
www.livejournal.com/users/da...0858.html probably have the best life ever and can talk about having the best life ever in a way which doesn't make people who don't have the best lives ever want to strangle you!"</a>
<a href="
www.livejournal.com/users/da...1851.html journal turns out to be LJ disney world!"</a>
"there is nothing we won't try.
never heard the word impossible.
this time, there's no stopping us."
I live by very few specific rules. here's one of them: if one person buys another person dinner and a movie, the second person is <b>obligated</b> to put out. lunch and a movie doesn't count. dinner and a play doesn't count. it's only dinner and a movie. If one party pays for their own dinner or their own movie, it doesn't count. this rule must have been explicitly explained to the obligated party before the date.
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ps - the "your soul" for which I'm here is more of a flaming dread pirate roberts thing than a benevolent hippie gentle nurturing thing.
