Hi guys im wish all of you were here its afuckin TRIP! A good trip! so here goes.........
I get to the airport in PDX@ 5am only to find out that i MISSED MY FLIGHT!! Shiza Minelli! I was about to cry when George (the lovely man works for Continental)fixed IT. THANKS GEORGE and many blessing to you! Its seeems in all my preparing for this trip i forgot to look at the date on my itenerary, i was arriving on the 13th not leaving, dur!
So i get to the Paris airport WHOA! Fuccking huge georgeus but huge. & they all speak french go figure? Im totally not able to communicate which feel strange let me tell ya. Im very confused and have to change flights smke a couploa cigs and catch the next flight to Nice (niece). Crazy. spent a goodd hour looking for new airline. find it checck my bags, and they are too heavy. SHIT! so i gotta go get some euros, go back and pay for 15 euro. did i mention this airport is HUGE? Find a money xchange and give them 40$ they give me 25 euro. OH MY DANG! gotta do it. go back pay, get my boarding pass, smoke, go through security with an hour to spare!! WHEW!
So the people watching here is marvelous! Fashion! Fashion!! Fashion!!! Linah, every other woman is wearing something fur its not even that cold here, and im sitting in the airport. Scarfs, boots, coats. All tha coats are trey fab. Long 3/4 length leather ones with fur lapels (sp) the leather blows in the wind like silk! GEORGEUS! Time to ccatch the nexxt flight.
Now its time to head to Nicee. Slept the whole flight needed it. Get here the airport is really cute. its right in the mediteranean sea. spaious cool art. Jualdo, they got hot pink christmas trees eeverywhere. I catch a bus into towwn with all my shit.get a bit lost, the streeets here are soo small and the street signs are so diferent. Im lost. but then my inner compass kicked in thank god, and i aarrived at the Hoeel Massina and check in . paul & co. are about 3 hrs in the car on there way. Get to the room, take a shower, smoke a non rushed relaxed cig on the balcony. AAAAAAHHHH Nice is nice! So here is the T bitch. I decide to go for a little walk around the hood. GUUURL, YSL, armani, guccci, d&g, chanel. So im at the chanel window drooling, and a woman and her man come clicking up neext to me. she says "I like those shoes". Im like i know that voice? i cock my head to the side SHUT Da FUK UP! Its Tina Turner! allo together now "TINA TURNER" (ohmigod i totally do her on stage!) i gave her the POLY GRIP SMILEtm and turrned around and walked away for fear of staring and giggled all the way back to the hotel. DAY 1= crazy, surreal, & trey FAB! -sol


PS those chanel shoes, were totally Tina Turner stilettos (sp?)