This is long overdue. Greg is rock hard awesome and is absolutely fearless on stage. Plus, he can forward roll better than Sonic. Don't underestimate him, he can also turn into a ninja (kinda.) Without this guy, I would never have stuck out the Improv Open Mike so long. Ask him about hub caps.

Greg lives the way he wants to, and no other way. He sees what he wants to do, and he does it, and nothing will stop him. That can't be said for very many people.

Here's the skinny on greg:
-he's shorter than most
-he's funnier than most
-he's richer than most
-he's faster than most
-he's scarier than most
-he's quirkier than most
-he's more loyal than most
-he's lazier than most
-he's luckier than most

In other words, greg's a better friend than most

I don't want this testimonial to be mushy or emotional. However, I am Greg's girlfriend and it does set me up by asking the question "How do I feel about Greg?" Anyhow, Greg gets life. Unlike me, Greg never gets caught up in the madness of everyday life. If I was to compare his lifestyle to a movie, it would have to be a combination of Ferris Bueller's Day Off and Risky Business. Greg knows when to follow the rules and when to tweak them. While Greg wasn't present everyday in high school, the experiences he gained from traveling around the world adds to the uniqueness of his personality. Along with that his personality is full of humor, loyalty and simplicity. He is a great guy to be around. In the words of Greg, [when I am with him] "I couldn't be happier" Anne

Greg is the man. He's the only one I know who would drop out of school to learn improv. And look what all the rest of you jokers are doing? I love him like a brother. No, I'm not drunk right now. We had some awesome times. btw, now it's a "facilities manager"? What other euthamisms can you come up with for that job?