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Jesus

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joined on 01/11/08
last updated 03/31/08
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April 12, 2008
praise him praise his name

raise your glass and praise our loud and savory Jeezebutts.

I raise my voice in his name
AAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO

Now lift your leg and claim him as your savory and loud in all his holey undergarments.

praise be to Jeezebutts

pass the wine and crackers
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I am not here for the spam, I dont like spam, all those penis enlarging folks got me covered and I dont have any idea how the hell I got on the mindy boinks farm animals list but I did!
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The Poopie List


GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke.
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My Recent Activity

Re: how dense are you!?? (in Ask Aunt Bea) Hi Michelle!

I am about as dense as a lemon pound cake!
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 8:41 PM
Re: Time Waster (in Ask Aunt Bea) Yeah! Where the hell is Barbary?
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 8:40 PM
Re: MAY'S SONG GAME! (in Lets Play) A boy named Sue Johnny Cash
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 5:07 PM
Re: Fill the bowl? (in ++T.M.I.++) and if you are hung like a horse....that always helps. Although I never get tired of looking at a good ol micro penis!
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 5:03 PM
Re: Can't remember how I got here (in ++T.M.I.++) well......among other hideouts....ermmm I mean places.
discussion post on Fri, May 16, 2008 - 4:58 PM
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