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My TestimonialsJanuary 19, 2009
onenightIwasflyinghighonstalecrackerjacksandwindexandIthoughtIsawJesustrappedinaSeven11soIrushedintosavehimbutthenitwasn'treallyJesusbutarabidBichonFriseanditwasn'tSeven11butadrainedoutswimmingbowlandthatBichonFrisehadmebythethroatandIreallydidseeJesusAmen!
April 12, 2008
praise him praise his name
raise your glass and praise our loud and savory Jeezebutts. I raise my voice in his name AAAAAARRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO Now lift your leg and claim him as your savory and loud in all his holey undergarments. praise be to Jeezebutts pass the wine and crackers
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Crazy Cat Lady Birthday Party!,
Dingleberry Lanes,
Dripping Meat,
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Home Brewing and Winemaking,
Jeff's Bull Whippin' Tribe,
Kansas - not just for Toto anymore,
Learn To Drive!!!!,
Lets Play,
P-Dawg's Ouija Winter'sez,
Personal Best,
Playalicious Playwear,
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The Poopie List
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 9:21 PM
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GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN L... read more
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Mon, March 31, 2008 - 4:49 PM
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A. 2) What was your dream growing up? A. 3) What talent do you wish you had? A. 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? A. 5) Favorite vegetable? A. 6) What was the last book you read? A. 7) What zodiac sign are you? A. 8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. A. 9) Worst Habit? A. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? A. 11) What is your favorite sport? A. 12... read more
My Recent Activity
Re: what are ya listening to right now?
(in ask aunt bea if she cares)
Me too Barbary....mmmmmmm
discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 7:50 PM
Re: what are ya listening to right now?
(in ask aunt bea if she cares)
singing along to 10,000 maniacs and wishing I had some jalapeno poppers....
discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 5:47 PM
Re: Kotex surprise
(in ++T.M.I.++)
Its best not to remember.....
discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 5:44 PM
Re: Kotex surprise
(in ++T.M.I.++)
Indeed.....
I dont know about the scented products and just how healthy they are for our hoo haas...I prefer to stick with good ol tamax cardboard ones myself.... I too remember trying to insert my first tampon, wasnt sure about the plunger thin... read more discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 1:32 PM
Re: New Moon
(in ask aunt bea if she cares)
I never saw Titanic....
discussion post on Sat, November 21, 2009 - 4:34 PM
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