The Poopie List, my all time favorite!

Jesus — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:21:37 GMT

The Poopie List GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more. POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: This kind of poopie is so huge, you are afraid to flush without breaking it up with your pencil. GASSEY POOPIE: It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks at the bottom of the toilet bowl. CORN POOPIE: (self explanatory) GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you could do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This kind hurts so bad coming out, you swear it is leaving sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (aka POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out so fast, your behind is splashed with toilet water. LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl and you. UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that does not smell. SUPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet because you are positive you will only fart, but...(oops!) a poopie. DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop even though you know you are done pooping. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. ATOMIC POOPIE: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.

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Jesus — Mon, 31 Mar 2008 23:49:58 GMT

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The Poopie List, my all time favorite!

Thanks Dick! Anyone who wants to do it is welcome to cut and paste it too!