Gillian first surfed onto my website while googling "why women commit crimes" and has been back often since then. She loves my writing and is, even at her yound age, easily the grand master of on-line flirting for all time. These things make her a worthy loyal minion, and I am confident that, as I get to know her better, she will only endear herself to me more.


(P.S. I'm writing this under duress. She's holding my cat hostage. Send help.)