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Eli

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joined on 04/04/06
last updated 09/26/07
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My Bio

Gender
Male
Age
35
Location
about me
Pathologically ecclectic, I descend upon parties and social occasions like a horny hummingbird; inciting group massage daisy chains, ballroom and contact dance, unrepentant potty humor, martial sparring, and unique intellectual/spiritual experiential speculation and exploration. Then I pull a thoreau and head into the bush for days at a time communing with bears and hugging trees. Dogs, children and cats tend to dogpile on me without warning, and the laws of probability are a total write off in my presence.
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My Friends

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My Recent Activity

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Shave your head and stand naked in the rain.
( local favorites » other ) "I dare ya." Just try it. Ever seen a van de graaf generator? The funny little science toy that makes little lightning bolts at your fingertips? Imagine all your skin like that. Yeah, it's like that, only better.
recommendation posted on Wed, June 28, 2006 - 11:04 PM
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New Tribe! OpenCourses.tribe.net
( miscellaneous » websites ) "cool idea to expand parecon tribe" I could totally get behind this idea to build a more active online parecon community. It could work for networking, education, and community building.
recommendation posted on Mon, April 24, 2006 - 10:35 PM
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Hedonistic experiences

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My Testimonials

February 25, 2007
Eli, even with your winter gerth you are a beautiful man. It pleasures me to see you growing healthier, and clearer. I look forward to giveing, or getting another senual massage. We need to buy Dreas massage oil so that we can use it when we go there, hehe. :) I love you Eli your a great person. And I look forward to seeing u again very soon.

and as Roland said...
"Girls, honestly what the _fuck_ are you waiting for?"
May 13, 2006
Albert Einstein:
The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
April 22, 2006
Hmmmm hard to top Rolands glowing letter of recommendation....I've known Eli for a good while, seen him through many of his Psychoti......uh psychosis and bestial lustings, never really understood what he was saying when he spoke, he uses really big words to make up for his hieght. Regardless of his failings, and they are many, he is an intellect beyond most human comprehension, or most human desire to comprehend. Like a troll with a conscience he is a pretty interesting guy. His Hyper-protectivity of someone I care about has truly endeared him to me in these past months....even if hes trying to actually protect she and I from each other lol. Confusing like a rubics cube, about as useful as a fart in a wind storm , Eli is truly a wolf with only three legs. Much love for ya man...............Hope that was what you were looking for..lol
April 20, 2006
Eli is the strongest, funniest and most resourceful, courageous, peaceful, audacious, generous & genuine person I've _ever_ known. I'll bet you $100 bucks and one of my fingers that you can't disprove it.
My brother from another mother.

A talented and poetic gentleman, a top-notch actor, swing-dancer, philosopher and martial artist. He never forces anything and always finds the natural way.

Guys, watch as your lover, daughter and mother giggle shriek, moan and cry when they're around him. watch and learn, do you dare be this real?

Girls, honestly what the _fuck_ are you waiting for?
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