I, _______________ [print your name here] (heretofore referred to as “The Lady”). Being of sound mind, have entered into a relationship with _________________ [print guy’s name here] (heretofore referred to as “The Man”). By signing below, I hereby agree to abide by all the rules as set out within this contract in perpetuity.

Clause 1: Dates
a. The Lady will eat more than a side salad.
b. The Man will not be expected to plan every date. He will be chivalrous, but he will not be the cru... read more

WOW. Thank you Tribe. I lost my entire blog entry. My session had not timed out. I signed back in as prompted to pick up where I left off and Tribe left ME off. Imagine that?

Hmm.

My last living grandparent died Easter Sunday. His name was Sam Rios. He was one of the most funny men I’ve ever known. He once made me eat a garnish of fresh parsley because he said it would put hair on my chest. Since I had been raised to obey my elders, I ate the damn parsley and later hurled. I burped and ... read more

~cue Limp Bizkit theme to Mission Impossible...Tom laughs. He continues to laugh as if we all might join in. (Listening to excerpts of a video of Tom Cruise discussing Scientology on KROQ, 106.7FM radio.)

Well Tom, if we're all SPs (non-believers, could be an acronym for "Scientology Proponents")...if we're all SPs then we aren't laughing. We're gawking. Our mouths are agape. We are staring wild-eyed off into space, radio cranked up thinking: fucking Tom Cruise! I always knew he was crazy.... read more