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roo

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joined on 08/11/04
last updated 01/22/09
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Flattery will get you everywhere...

January 14, 2008
Her slow dancing techniques will make your knees quiver...
December 8, 2007
ooohhh how i miss youuuuuuu my rooooooooooo!

every time i look at my right hand it makes me so happy.

SMOOOCH
June 2, 2007
wish you were here
February 19, 2007
The stars were bright and clear the night we lay on top of the Man Base with Stinky Pirate.
Her soul spread over us like a blanket of love.
I will never forget the powerful impact this Woman has had on my life.
True.
To know Roo is to fall a little bit in love with Roo.
Then you get to hold the bucket for a few hours while she throws up.
KK
February 17, 2007

Roo... you are a beautiful, powerful goddess... i adore you....
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They know me an' like me anyway

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Allow myself to introduce... myself...

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Age
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about me
I am not a pirate. I am an acquisitions agent and salvage specialist. The men accompanying me are union assistants. The ship was burning when we found it. The rum was already gone. That's our story and we're sticking to it.
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Bloggy McBloggerton

Everyone should see this. Give it a moment and watch the whole thing. It's pretty good.

www.youtube.com/watch

_roo
Thu, December 4, 2008 - 5:53 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
Hey all,

Some friends of mine are coming in from Austin with their traveling freak show! The show is called the 999 Eyes Freak Show and That Damned Band! I work DPW with three of the people in the show and I'm all about supporting them as they make their way around the country. They'll be playing at Safari Sam's in Hollywood on March 23rd (Sunday) at 7pm.

Here's the bio from their website:
"Thee 999 EYES vaudevillian freakshow is the last genuine traveling freakshow in the United State... read more
Wed, March 19, 2008 - 1:57 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
So I was supposed to be out of town for the month of February on a job but on the night of the 23rd, while my roommates and I were innocently playing around in our living room spinning staves and dancing to some loud Johnny Cash, a pack of wild dogs got into our place and charged us. They were barking and every time they'd bark they'd shoot bees out of their mouths!

I started roundhouse kicking them while spitting tacks out of my mouth, spearing bees like a machine gun. I got them all bu... read more
Mon, January 28, 2008 - 7:23 PM permalink - 7 comments
 
Wed, August 1, 2007 - 6:04 PM permalink - 1 comment
 
I dunno why I'm posting this... now...
It's one of my favorites and we rarely get to do it like this. So here it is. I MISS AMY. And I heart Mutech. the end

www.youtube.com/watch

_roo
Sat, July 28, 2007 - 6:09 AM permalink - 4 comments
 
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