Male

27

i m a human being, 2 arms, 2 legs etc. i m usualy alive and breathing and every now and then i go into a coma like state for 4-5 hours. i m a consumer of foodstuff and the smart thing to do is to keep it all away from me cause you ll end up looking like an ethiopian home-boy while i ll become known as THE FATSO.

i m very good at talking crap without anyone realising it... which means i graduated uni without really trying,... which means i ll become a very well known orator/politician

i have a dog. it bites.

i also have a girlfriend. she s high maintenance

i m an atheist. i believe jc, satan and the 12 apostates are a bunch of bullcrap. kinda like that kiddo with the red hood but the wolf is missing.

i believe in freedom of speach and opinion and blah blah blah.

i also believe that the phrase "if you ve got nothing nice to say than don t say it" is just pc BOLLOCKS and ppl who endorse it should commit suicide in a painful way preferably by asking me to help.

if you are crap, talk crap or deserve crap, then you can expect me to hand it to you